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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/19/2007 10:04:14 PM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Pfffffffff! You can... in your dreams, all is possible. But I'll beat you blue if you give me some sort of dream-induced hoochie coochie!!!

I wish a giant eyeball with a butterfly at the corner was here, in my bed, in person. Now.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 1:29:39 AM   
Tarisa


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Status: offline 		sneaks into her bed... thinks dreams really do come true

I wish Mikal has a wonderful sleep

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 3:18:40 AM   
JerseyKrissi72


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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		Wish granted:Mikal had a wonderful sleep but woke up with a sheep..don't ask

** I wish I had something fun to do for tonite

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 8:34:21 AM   
Mikal


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Status: offline 		Granted! Lot's of bleary eyed Black Sheep are going to visit you and have a pj party. As an extra bonus, your yard won't have to be fertilized for a long time!

I wish I could be there to see Krissi's face when those sheep trample into her home.


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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 12:01:01 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		wish is granted: but you are not allowed to leave:ever

** I wish I could decide what I wanna eat for dinner

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 2:50:24 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Granted. You decide exactly what meal you'd like to have......the meal that would cause you to feel the greatest bliss of your life, the dining experience that would cause saints to sin, the meal without which you know you will never again feel satisfied. But, you lose your tastebuds in a freak accident. Sorry.


I wish I had my own personal helicopter, along with a handsome, young, straight male pilot.

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 9:37:40 PM   
cautiousiasub


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Status: offline 		Granted. He has multiple personality disorder and his alternate personality is afraid of heights. He takes the only parachute and bails out...you do know how to fly a helicopter don't you?

I wish there was a horny, handsome, kinky, straight guy waiting in my room for me with cuffs and a riding crop.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 9:40:50 PM   
Jacobthm


Posts: 237
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Status: offline 		Granted; He is but he's also impotent, and terminally depressed.

I wish I could make people's heads explode at will.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 10:04:25 PM   
cautiousiasub


Posts: 199
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Status: offline 		Granted, but they always explode all over your clothes. The heads then grow back and the people follow you around and annoy you forever.

I wish I won the lottery.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 11:49:44 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		wish granted: but you become terminally ill shortly after winning.

** I wish I was sleeping.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/20/2007 11:57:10 PM   
Kalyrra


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Status: offline 		Wish granted, but you are dreaming you are still at the computer and will still feel tired in the morning


I wish I had full medical/dental coverage

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 7:07:37 AM   
cautiousiasub


Posts: 199
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Status: offline 		Granted, but the only doctor your HMO will cover is Kevorkian.

I wish my house would clean itself.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 11:17:12 AM   
nyrisa


Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline 		Granted, but now it considers you to be "clutter" and you end up bagged up and sitting at the curb.


I wish I could find the perfect bathing suit that would look great on me.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 12:49:21 PM   
Jacobthm


Posts: 237
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Status: offline 		Granted. But now you're surrounded by vanilla guys who don't believe in premarital sex.

I wish I could control other people's thoughts.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 1:06:40 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now everyone around you has the IQ of slugs, so it is like being Ringmaster for circus snails.


I wish I had a magical unicorn.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 1:08:42 PM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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Status: offline 		granted-its only magical power is its poop turns in to gold when you lick it......

i wish my mind wouldnt have gone there............

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 2:23:54 PM   
nyrisa


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Status: offline 		*L* You know, I usually list scat as a hard limit, but if that unicorn's poop turned to gold when licked, I'd feed that bad boy laxatives and follow him around with a shit eating grin.


quote:

ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

i wish my mind wouldnt have gone there............


Granted; now your mind has just.......gone.


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 3:39:54 PM   
SeeksOnlyOne


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quote:

ORIGINAL: nyrisa

*L* You know, I usually list scat as a hard limit, but if that unicorn's poop turned to gold when licked, I'd feed that bad boy laxatives and follow him around with a shit eating grin.




lol-thats what i was thinkin as i typed it-id eat enough shit to be able to live comfortably......kinda like workin for a living in many ways.........

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it aint no good til it hurts just a little bit....jimmy somerville

in those moments of solitude, does everyone sometimes think they are insane? or is it just me?

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 5:32:13 PM   
JerseyKrissi72


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From: Reed City, Michigan
Status: offline 		** I wish I didn't get sunburned today

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RE: Make a wish.. - 7/21/2007 6:18:06 PM   
nyrisa


Posts: 1830
Joined: 11/20/2006
Status: offline 		Granted; but now you have frostbite instead


I wish life came with an instruction manual.

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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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