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hardbodysub -> RE: Common among slaves (5/27/2010 8:39:01 AM)
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They are genetic traits. At some point in our distant ancestral past, a human had sex with a dog. Although most such couplings do not produce offspring, one of them did. Over many generations of breeding, most of the canine genes have disappeared, are recessive, or the traits have at least been sublimated.
Interestingly, the remaining canine traits are also largely sex-linked, much more likely to appear in males but not females. The traits remaining in those with the relevant genes include not only the lowering oneself before the "alpha" and crawling on all fours, but also the following:
- love of chasing moving objects, particularly balls of any type
- strong culinary appetite for virtually anything, with the exception of vegetables
- insatiable craving for attention, particularly when it involves petting
- remarkable talent for creating messes, but inability to clean them up
- irresistible attraction toward bitches in heat
- strong tendency toward whining whenever they want something that they're not getting
All of this has been scientifically proven. I read it on the internet somewhere. [;)]
* I put the winking smiley in the original message, and it showed up in the preview, but for some reason it didn't in the actual post.
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