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truesub4u -> For the Gals... MidLife Crisis (4/9/2006 9:51:29 AM)
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Decided to save the postage of mailing to the gals... LOL
I can almost feel myself losing weight....by forwarding
>this to you!
> You'll understand at the end.
>
> I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how
>mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show
>on how great menopause will be... Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts
>of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether yo u are pushing
>40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck) you'll probably relate.
>
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> Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows
>down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired
>mustache.
>
> In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have
>wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying
>squirrels in drag.
>
> Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a
>mirror and you can see your rear without turning around.
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> Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize
>that this is the only time someone will ask you to appear topless.
>
> Mid-life is when you want to grab every firm young
>lovely in a tube top and scream, "Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell
>and those will too."
>
> Mid-life brings wisdom to know that life throws us
>curves and we're sitting on our biggest ones.
>
> Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all,
>beeper-wearing teenager and think: "For t his I have stretch marks?"
>
> In mid-life your memory starts to go. In fact the only
>thing we can retain is water.
>
> Mid-life means that your Body By Jake now includes Legs
>By Rand McNally -- more red and blue lines than an accurately scaled map of
>Wisconsin.
>
> Mid-life means that you become more reflective...You
>start pondering the "big" questions. What is life? Why am I here? How
>much Healthy choice ice cream can I eat before it's no longer a healthy
>choice?
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> But mid-life also brings with it an appreciation for
>what is important.
>
> We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins
>double, but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile. Would any of you
>trade the knowledge that you have now, for the body you had way back when?
>Maybe our bodies simply have to expand to hold all the wisdom and love
>we've acquired. That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it!
>
> Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.
>
> Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew), and
>you will lose 10 pounds.
>
> If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds
>immediately. (That's why I had to pass this on - I didn't want to risk
>deleting this.)
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