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Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 11:22:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		This thread is for all the sarcastic and bullshitty type advice you can think of to questions asked for a bull shit type reply. It's for fun only. No questions asked here should be asked for a serious reply.

I will start.

I would like some sex and bdsm play but he's at work, should I just show up naked at his place of employment and ask to have sex with him?

What if he won't have sex with me, should I just ask some of the other male employees there? Or perhaps maybe one of the hottie fem servers?
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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 12:09:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Go to his work and stand in the parking lot naked. If he won't come out and take care of things, maybe someone else will

If you're lucky, it will be one of the hot fems.


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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 12:10:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I really think this girl at the 7-11 is cute. How should I let her know I am interested?

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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 12:16:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Just leer at her. Y'know, really leer. Like you are a builder. Most wimmins find that hot.




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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 12:18:03 PM   
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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 12:21:13 PM   
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There's a little subbie guy who would like nothing better than to kneel at my feet, but I'm just not into him.  What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 1:27:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		You should get a boom box, the kind that you can hoist onto your shoulder, stand outside her place of work and sing loudly to her, that you think she's cute an you're interested in her.


I am sure she'd appreciate your gesture of interest.
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I really think this girl at the 7-11 is cute. How should I let her know I am interested?

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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 1:28:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I should also wear a sign that says my bf wno't fuck me, will you?
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Go to his work and stand in the parking lot naked. If he won't come out and take care of things, maybe someone else will

If you're lucky, it will be one of the hot fems.


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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 1:30:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Toppingfrmbottom

I should also wear a sign that says my bf wno't fuck me, will you?
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ORIGINAL: thishereboi

Go to his work and stand in the parking lot naked. If he won't come out and take care of things, maybe someone else will

If you're lucky, it will be one of the hot fems.




Nice touch, just make sure it doesn't cover up the boobs. It pays to advertise after all.


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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 1:34:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		yeah, of course not, covering up the boobs would just detract from how fuckable I am. And that just won't do.


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Nice touch, just make sure it doesn't cover up the boobs. It pays to advertise after all.


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RE: Bad advice thread. - 5/28/2010 1:36:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wear a full length burka and put a bag over your head, but make sure to cut eye slits, that are not very big or you may still get leered at.

Or just stay indoors and never leave your house.

Edited to change on to over.

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All these builders keep leering at me. What do I do?

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