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tazzygirl -> Peacocks (5/30/2010 4:52:14 AM)

Was sent this from a friend via yahoo. just had to share!

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Took my dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'




maybemaybenot -> RE: Peacocks (5/31/2010 9:33:57 AM)

That was great !!




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