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sting516 -> Male Blonde Joke (9/17/2004 12:45:34 PM)
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Three contruction workers, an Irishman, a Mexican, and a male blonde are having lunch on the beam of a skyscraper they're working on.
The Irishman says, "If my wife makes me another corned beef sandwich for lunch, i'm going to jump off this beam to my death!"
The Mexican says, "If my wife makes me another burrito for lunch, i'm going to jump off this beam to my death also!"
The male blonde says, "If there's another bologna sandwich in my lunchpail tomorrow, I too, will jump to my death!"
The following day, all three are again sitting on the beam about to have lunch.
The Irishman opens his lunch, sees another corned beef sandwich, and jumps to his death.
The Mexican looks at his lunch, sees another burrito, and also jumps.
The male blonde sees a bolonga sandwich, and jumps to his death.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife says, "If he'd only told me he didn't want another corned beef sandwich, I'd have made him anything else. I'm going to miss him so!"
The Mexican's wife says, "I never knew he disliked burritos so much, I'd have made him tacos, enchiladas, anything to still have him with me!"
The male blonde's wife was quiet...when they asked her about it she said, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch!"
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