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playfulotter -> New discovery-Beer Contains Female Hormones (6/1/2010 1:02:59 PM)
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I did a search for this joke and all I could find was a version from 2006 so I thought I would repost it. Someone sent it to me recently and I found it funny!!....Enjoy if you haven't seen it before!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
In November 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
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