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pahunkboy -> I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 1:18:55 PM)

Someone tell me NO.

Someone turn a hose on me.


Someone cook me a gourmet dinner- bring me flower and take me out dancing!


STOMP




xxblushesxx -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 1:23:52 PM)

NO.

Consider yourself hosed.

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pahunkboy -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:14:27 PM)

LOLOL




DarlingSavage -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:15:47 PM)

No neighbor banging for you, mr.!




laurell3 -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:17:30 PM)

Pa there's this thing other people do when they get those urges....it's called masturbation....try it and stay away from the neighbor!




Jeffff -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:22:41 PM)

Pa?... you can bang him... but then you'll have to kill him. This is not a problem for me, but you seem kinda soft and nice.




DesFIP -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:39:03 PM)

Does he feel the same way?




thornhappy -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:49:04 PM)

One may lust for the neighbor.

One may pine for the neighbor.

To bang the neighbor is beyond the pale.  Hell hath no fury like a breakup with a neighbor.




pahunkboy -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:53:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Does he feel the same way?


I really don't know.   




Jeffff -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 2:58:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy
One may pine for the neighbor.


In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun never shines
He banged him the whole night throughhhhhhhhhhhh.

pun intended.




pahunkboy -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:01:22 PM)

he is sort of flirtatious.

but then maybe I am imagining that.




DarlingSavage -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:04:35 PM)

Well, I'll tell you what, if he's just looking at you, it  could just be that you're standing in his line of sight or that he's looking at you cause you're looking at him.  However, if there are other signs of flirtatious behavior, then there might be something there.  I only say this cause I was recently accused of being flirtatious for merely looking in this other person's general direction.  I don't know how he managed to interpret that I was flirting with him.  




MstrPBK -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:05:10 PM)

pahunkboy:" Someone tell me NO. Someone turn a hose on me. Someone cook me a gourmet dinner- bring me flower and take me out dancing!

BIG HINT
:

NO! I would be happy to turn the hose on you; and fix you a meal; maybe even get a flower for you [although you would be hosed over IN the garden].
Dancing I just don't do.

and if your neighbor asks what we are doing then we can tell him most ... of the truth.
If he joins us for dinner ... who knows.

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA




Jeffff -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:06:17 PM)

Yeah Pa... like if he looks at you, licks his lips and grabs his cock.... that's flirting




kiwisub12 -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:06:27 PM)

Maybe it was because you were looking in the crotch direction. .... only the big head talks in words!!!!




DarlingSavage -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:07:19 PM)

LMAO!




pahunkboy -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:08:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Well, I'll tell you what, if he's just looking at you, it  could just be that you're standing in his line of sight or that he's looking at you cause you're looking at him.  However, if there are other signs of flirtatious behavior, then there might be something there.  I only say this cause I was recently accused of being flirtatious for merely looking in this other person's general direction.  I don't know how he managed to interpret that I was flirting with him.  


This is true. I sure would not want to mis-understand it.

Nor would I want to turn the block upside down with events.




pahunkboy -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:10:05 PM)

MstrPBK, you are sweet.  Thank you.




pahunkboy -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:12:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Yeah Pa... like if he looks at you, licks his lips and grabs his cock.... that's flirting



LOL.   I think he just wants to be needed- but not in the way I - might want to ....mode - ...  he had brain surgery.




MstrPBK -> RE: I still want to bang the neighbor (6/2/2010 3:15:29 PM)

Pahunkboy I would send you a private note but your profile seems not to found.
My point is that you can invite the gent for an above board dinner and see where things lead.
Friendship is good under any set of conditions.

MstrPBK
St. Paul, MN USA




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