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DameDarkness -> The Sex Fairy (4/10/2006 8:19:51 AM)

 The Sex Fairy
>>         This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the
> bottom.
> I
>>didn't
>>         change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
>>
>>         1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when
>
>>women make
>>         love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which
> makes
>
>>hair shine
>>         and skin smooth.
>>         2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
> suffering
>>         dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
> cleanses
>>the
>>         pores and makes your skin glow.
>>         3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during
> that
>>         romantic dinner.
>>
>>         4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
> stretches
>>and
>>         tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
> enjoyable
>>than
>>         swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
>>         5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
>>endorphins
>>         into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
> leaving
>>you with
>>         a feeling of well-being.
>>
>>         6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
>>sexually
>>         active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
>
>>pheromones.
>>         These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
>>
>>         7 Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10
> TIMES
>>MORE
>>         EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
>>
>>         8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
> encourages
>>saliva
>>         to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
> that
>>causes
>>         decay, preventing plaque build-up.
>>
>>         9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
>
>>release the
>>         tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
>>
>>         10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
>>natural
>>         antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
>>
>>         This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The
>>original is
>>         in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has
> been
>
>>sent
>>         around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you.
> The
>
>>"Hot Sex
>>         Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this
> message,
>>         provided you, in turn, send it on.



SweetPosession -> RE: The Sex Fairy (4/10/2006 11:23:29 PM)

Wow... that's really cool. Thanks for sharing that!



Unameme -> RE: The Sex Fairy (4/16/2006 6:42:02 AM)

 #8
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes  decay, preventing plaque build-up.
   To add to this kissing, also promotes good dental hygeine , that being brushing ones teeth, and now with electric tooth brushes, Woman are finding these nicely ergonomic, vibrating , pulsing throbbing,
ridged devices , being taken with them where ever they go, for that refreshing feeling anytime anyplace , stuck in traffic never complain again,
   I do like my electric tooth brush i just don't get why the Woman seem to Love these new gadgets?



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