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LanceHughes -> Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 8:19:39 AM)
One of my "new" medications (new to me, that is) came with the following sticker: YOU SHOULD AVOID PROLONGED OR EXCESSIVE EXPOSURE TO DIRECT OR ARTIFICIAL SUNLIGHT WHEN TAKING THIS MEDICATION Yep, bolded just like that, so the you don't try to read the teeny, tiny type, it says "AVOID SUNLIGHT." The real question is, "Can I force my insurance to pay for a dungeon?"

GreedyTop -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 8:54:38 AM)
snort

LanceHughes -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 10:04:33 AM)
hugglesnuggles GT, with a tickle thown in to get her to laugh instead of snorting.

GreedyTop -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 10:18:24 AM)
TICKLING IS BAD!! now, with tha moustache. a neck nuzzle might get me to giggle ;)

Termyn8or -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 11:14:33 AM)
FR I would suggest filling out some forms in triplicate and sending them to random government agencies. I mean these days you never know what might be in the budget. But for insurance to cover it I think you'll need one hell of a policy. This would be alot eassier of course if you could get elected to public office. T

SailingBum -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 12:31:34 PM)
worth a shot

DarlingSavage -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 3:15:42 PM)
It could happen...

Musicmystery -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 8:13:16 PM)
Getting them to pay for furnishing it, however, will take a better story. Physical therapy?

Ishtarr -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/3/2010 8:32:31 PM)
I actually know somebody who works with lifestock all the time and who uses his BDSM whips as a tax write-off claiming they are meant for managing the lifestock... which I guess, in a sense, isn't even that far from the truth. [:D]

riptorian -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/4/2010 9:25:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ishtarr I actually know somebody who works with lifestock all the time and who uses his BDSM whips as a tax write-off claiming they are meant for managing the lifestock... which I guess, in a sense, isn't even that far from the truth. [:D] Haha. Ain't that what you call creative bookwork? I don't hope they come check what kind of lifestock he uses them on O.o

jen182 -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/5/2010 3:17:09 PM)
that would be an interesting question to ask insurance company lol

subdrake -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/13/2010 8:15:55 PM)
After he sees the price to construct and furnish a dungeon there is a remote, but possible chance, that the insurance adjuster could instead offer to pay for a latex or vinyl mask, long sleeve, and long pants outfit for you to wear outside during sunlight hours.

LanceHughes -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/13/2010 8:19:22 PM)
Short-sleeve version as shown in avatar cost,..... let's see Shirt $400 Chaps $100 (but a million years ago, so let's go $250) Hat $70 (but a million years ago, so let's go $150) Black 501 jeans $60 Carolina (military grade) Boots $140 Yep = about $1,000 to replace that outfit as shown..... And you think long sleeves? So we're probably $1,200 or so. All of a sudden, a couple of gallons of black paint, some bicycle hooks in the ceiling beams, and enough wood to make a St.Andrew's cross looks cheap. LOL!

LanceHughes -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/14/2010 8:11:38 AM)
This just in - FABULOUS gloves - $1 - yep, just ONE dollar for the pair. Yard sale find! Thin leather, un-lined, Velcro closures over top of wrist. Warm, and thin enough for driving..... I guess some would call them a driving glove. "If they're a driving glove," I think to myself, "let's take them for a spin around the block." Tried 'em out on a local boy and gawd-day-ammn, with just the slightest of pressure, his nipples sure did stand right straight up. Lance, you are such a lazy top. LOL!

bunnysubbie -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/14/2010 11:44:17 AM)
gigglesnort This post just made my day

Termyn8or -> RE: Reason for having a dungeon (6/15/2010 7:04:23 AM)
Business 304. Whatcha do is "return" those gloves to my "store". Den to get dem on my special layaway/free trial plan. They are now special kid gloves, item number SKG10037A Option 04 installed. Den I writes ya a reciept for $1178.92. Dat should be plenty nuff to blow any deductible clean out their ass (pun intended). Think Leona Helmsly here, just don't piss off the help. If you piss on them that's your business. T

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