Barbie

Barbie (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games

Message

Mercnbeth -> Barbie (4/10/2006 2:57:37 PM)
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie Doll. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one? We have: Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95Volleyball Barbie: $19.95 Shopping Barbie: $19.95 Surfer Barbie: $19.95 Disco Barbie: $19.95 And Divorced Barbie: $299.95 Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds;"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with; Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's jewelry, Ken's money, Ken's computer, and Ken's best friend.

DameDarkness -> RE: Barbie (4/10/2006 3:54:21 PM)
[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]this is what im doing for divorced barbie [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]this is what she is doing all the way to the bank with ken's stuff ....... ANY more questions?

Saratov -> RE: Barbie (4/10/2006 4:43:32 PM)
If barbie is such a "Hot chick" why do you have to buy her friends? [8\|]

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Barbie (4/10/2006 5:35:16 PM)
Since I am going through a divorce....this fit to a tee!!!....I loved it!!!

sweetbbwsub31 -> RE: Barbie (4/10/2006 5:40:48 PM)
cute! Something tells me i handled my divorce all wrong.

Whiterabbit0117 -> RE: Barbie (4/14/2006 6:36:02 PM)
Too true. Reminds me of the little girl who asked her mother for a Barbie Doll and a GI Joe. "But honey, doesn't Barbie come with Ken?" "No, mother. Barbie comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

Unameme -> RE: Barbie (4/15/2006 6:02:33 PM)
Hehehehe that's good Whiterabbit

MsPoetress -> RE: Barbie (4/15/2006 7:28:55 PM)
And then you have the "Behind the Scenes" Barbie - [img]http://barby.bertisevil.tv/objects/catalogue/barbiessmcellar.jpg[/img]

Unameme -> RE: Barbie (4/15/2006 9:16:49 PM)
Who knew ? I sure as hell didn't, all this time , thinking prissy lil barbie heehehe MsPoetress, oh geeze this is kindof really obscene hehehe Thanks MsPoetress, ill never look a barbie doll the same. hehehe

SweetDommes -> RE: Barbie (4/15/2006 9:46:44 PM)
Heh, my barbies were tieing each other and ken up when I was 10 ... my mom still wonders where all of her button thread went to.

MsPoetress -> RE: Barbie (4/15/2006 10:43:49 PM)
Yeah I played out various scenes with my barbies and strawberry shortcake dolls as well. I also think my toys liked it [;)] ~poe

Page: [1]

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.046875