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lusciouslips19 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:26:10 PM)

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!
Demon spawn![:'(]



laurell3 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:27:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aynne88



Yes but that was where it went wrong, because I had both him and Jefff so I am not really sure who the Daddy is...that sucks. I need a valium. Or a martini.


Oy! A martini? You're pregnant with the devil's love child...wait I mean Jesus...gosh it's so confusing to keep them straight!



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:27:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ

Zephie, the Domi-thing reached from Chicago to Maine... I am guessing from anal it exited the other end, snuck down and found the 3rd hole... Aynne...he triple banged you...sort of.


Triple fucked....that's hawt!

Yanno, that could explain that "whoooosh" of air that ruffled my hair. Sheesh close call....



Aynne88 -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:32:24 PM)




No I have decided that I will keep them. I will name them Sarah, Glenn and Rush.



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:49:37 PM)

Dammit Aynne do you have any idea how much it hurts to snort licorice through my nose? [:D]



lronitulstahp -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 5:51:04 PM)

Well....i volunteer to be a godparent in order to keep the child connected to it's African-American roots. You know, do stuff like braid and bead her hair(if it's a girl) or explain the evolution of music that occured from Sly and the Family Stone, to Parliament Funkadelic.

~tulip in a dashiki



pahunkboy -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 6:27:26 PM)

Why not take him to Disneyland?



thornhappy -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 6:41:53 PM)

I second the cab drivers.
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ORIGINAL: Newnshiny


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ORIGINAL: Aynne88



I didn't know that anal could make me pregnant.


Oh sure, that's where cab drivers and lawyers come from.




domiguy -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 7:09:28 PM)

So sorry....I am late to the show. I was once again doing my part for the Make A Wish Foundation of the greater Chicagoland area.

Sweet lil' Timmy McGraw who unfortunately is terminally ill due to Torsonic Polarity Syndrome (TPS)....Mentioned that he would like nothing more in his last few remaining days to witness Aynne falling down a flight of stairs. His second choice was to be painted blue like one of those freaks in the movie Avatar. Dying kids really don't always make the wisest of choices.

Our chapter is dedicated to making his first wish come true. Nothing would bring me more happiness than to watch little Timmy's face light up as Aynne is lying in a heap at the bottom of a flight of stairs and a pool of blood forms around her abdomen.


"Timmy, it's okay....You can now go towards the light."



pahunkboy -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 7:12:45 PM)

Why is your dick hard?



Jeffff -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 8:00:39 PM)

I recall a hate fuck..... seems wrong to call it a love child.



xxblushesxx -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 8:57:15 PM)

Stay away from zoos. And don't hire any weirdly possessive nannys. (remember The Omen?)



heartcream -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 9:50:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Well....i volunteer to be a godparent in order to keep the child connected to it's African-American roots. You know, do stuff like braid and bead her hair(if it's a girl) or explain the evolution of music that occured from Sly and the Family Stone, to Parliament Funkadelic.

~tulip in a dashiki


Yeah man turn the record up!!! Booooootsayyyyy.......Cynthia on the drums!!!!



wandersalone -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 10:41:27 PM)

Jeeze Domi .... you promised you would tell her!!!!!

um Aynne, sweetheart...there is something that Domi forgot to tell you.  He sent me the video of your escapades with he and Jefff as I was complaining that there was nothing on tv to watch. 

There was actually another person there ....you may have been comatose by that time with the rohie in your martini.....

Aynne ...... the father of your children is ............ Bobkin



GreedyTop -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 10:54:55 PM)

Ahh.. Domi AND Jeff.. that explains the third kid:  Boy, girl and ANTEATER!



myotherself -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 10:59:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: wandersalone



Aynne ...... the father of your children is ............ Bobkin



That would explain the strange holes that mysteriously appeared in her tits...



wandersalone -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 11:00:36 PM)

omg Myo.... you just made me snort laugh [sm=biggrin.gif]



myotherself -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 11:04:08 PM)

I just had visions of Aynne laying face down on the table, tits firmly nailed in place while Domi and Jeffff 'fluffed' Bobkins to his (probably) final performance.

Brought tears to my eyes.

And vomit to the back of my throat too, if I'm being honest [:)]



heartcream -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 11:06:28 PM)

The child will have a yellow beard. If it lives.



wandersalone -> RE: Domi's love child..what to do :( (6/4/2010 11:11:55 PM)

I can't wait till it is old enough to post on here.  How cool to see train wrecks pass down through the generations  [:)]



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