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Do they... - 6/4/2010 11:44:08 PM

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Do they make chastity belts to fit dinosaurs?

It's uh- for a friend of mine.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 4:29:58 AM

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What kind are you looking for and how big are your pretty raptor hips/waist.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 6:55:10 AM

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For your hypothetical friends: domi, jim, and the raptor... they do have pills for that now.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 10:26:18 AM

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What kind are you looking for and how big are your pretty raptor hips/waist.

I have a very svelte 28 inch waist. And I-... MY FRIEND would like the most comfortable kind.

And to the non-believer, it has been proven by the Moderator-Pharisee that I am none of the men you think I am. Oh ye of little faith.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 10:34:14 AM

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Do they make chastity belts to fit dinosaurs?

It's uh- for a friend of mine.

So prayer isn't cutting it? Isn't how the faithful are supposed to um 'handle' their urges? Hell, do your little arms even reach down there...why would you need to lock it up? I mean supposing your friend is of the same species and all with the tiny little arms...

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 10:48:15 AM

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It is for a social experiment.

May I also mention that I am horribly offended by this thread being moved.

This is speciesism at it's finest.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 10:52:39 AM

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For the proper amount of money ANYTHING can be had in this world! Even plugs for velociraptor cloacae.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 10:57:59 AM

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For the proper amount of money ANYTHING can be had in this world! Even plugs for velociraptor cloacae.

You, ma'am, are a pervert and a deviant and I would kindly ask that you keep THAT sort of behavior out of my threads.

Thank you kindly. I feel sore just thinking about it.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 11:43:11 AM

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Surely there are European houses of BDSM, who've practiced the devilish arts for generations, nay, millenia, that could find such a chastity belt for you...uh...I mean, your friend.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 11:50:48 AM

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For the proper amount of money ANYTHING can be had in this world! Even plugs for velociraptor cloacae.

You, ma'am, are a pervert and a deviant and I would kindly ask that you keep THAT sort of behavior out of my threads.

Thank you kindly. I feel sore just thinking about it.

The notion of the PLUG disturbs you?? But the PLUG fits so nicely under clothing and doesn't disturb the lines of ones raptorial garb!

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 11:52:45 AM

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I do not wear any sort of garb outside of the Holy Days of Obligation.

Plus, even a messiah must have hard limits.

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 11:54:11 AM

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But... I thought this was for a raptor FRIEND??

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 12:15:37 PM

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Aye, he be a deavin' sly swick of a Raptor!

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 12:32:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

But... I thought this was for a raptor FRIEND??

OH SHIT!

Uh...

Er...

I am a dinosaur!

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RE: Do they... - 6/5/2010 10:26:55 PM

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RE: Do they... - 6/6/2010 12:19:07 AM

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Been thinking about this for a while now haven't you, oh scaly one?

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RE: Do they... - 6/6/2010 3:12:56 AM

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Do they make chastity belts to fit dinosaurs?

It's uh- for a friend of mine.

They must...isn't that how you guys became extinct?

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RE: Do they... - 6/6/2010 10:38:09 AM

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No, we became extinct for your sins, retroactively.

There were so many meteors, too many crucifixions, and just enough marshmallow.

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