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dom_dotcom -> Mowing and Beer (6/5/2010 1:29:45 AM)
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my girl mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my bottle of Genuine Draft, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this 'Nosy Bitch' neighbour and then calmly replied... "I AM! And that's why she cuts the grass!" [&:]

DarlingSavage -> RE: Mowing and Beer (6/5/2010 5:27:57 AM)
That sure is a cute horsey! I bet he's just FULL of love and goodness!

jen182 -> RE: Mowing and Beer (6/5/2010 3:14:07 PM)
haha i like that one

Jeffff -> RE: Mowing and Beer (6/5/2010 3:16:04 PM)
Except for the genuine draft, that was a lovely story. Had it been a fine IPA... I would have cried.

subwaythru -> RE: Mowing and Beer (6/7/2010 2:23:36 AM)
.....That reminds me of the festive holiday occasion when dessert time rolled around and it was discovered that the cream had not been whipped for the pumpkin pie. "Whipped!! Whipping's too good for it!" crowed she who shall remain nameless. "It ought to be hung at dawn. Well hung at that!"

GreedyTop -> RE: Mowing and Beer (6/7/2010 5:52:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff Except for the genuine draft, that was a lovely story. Had it been a fine IPA... I would have cried. sappy bastard.

Jeffff -> RE: Mowing and Beer (6/7/2010 5:53:49 AM)
[8D]

laurell3 -> RE: Mowing and Beer (6/7/2010 5:55:59 AM)
oooh horsey! uh...that's hilarious, I bet it went over well with her too!

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