RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater

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Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 6:59:39 PM)
Are you KIDDING me? That was self smiting. I would point out how embarassing that was, but I am too much of a gentleman. I am just gonna have My girl bring me a drink and chill. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uklOdpa0-k

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 7:03:39 PM)
What a lush! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPABJd4xos&feature=related This is what happens to non-believers.

Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 7:08:51 PM)
When I eat a woman, her ovaries tingle!

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 7:27:31 PM)
We should hire PA's cat to be the referee.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 7:34:52 PM)
Cats make good referees. They like being in charge, and many of them already have striped coats.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 7:36:55 PM)
Pandas wear black and white though...

thornhappy -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 7:37:31 PM)
My money's with the Raptor.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 7:50:18 PM)
The Raptor has claws, but the Anteater has claws strong enough to open concrete-hard anthills and termite mounds. The Raptor has internal genitalia. The Anteater...hides his in fur. If my parrot--the dino descendant--is any gauge, the tongue of ScalyJesu is hard and dry, and protected by sharpness. We know that the Anteater has a warm and aticky appendage that can get to those hard to reach areas. The winner is obvious!

LanceHughes -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 8:01:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus The Raptor has claws, but the Anteater has claws strong enough to open concrete-hard anthills and termite mounds. The Raptor has internal genitalia. The Anteater...hides his in fur. If my parrot--the dino descendant--is any gauge, the tongue of ScalyJesu is hard and dry, and protected by sharpness. We know that the Anteater has a warm and aticky appendage that can get to those hard to reach areas. The winner is obvious! But, but..... wtf does that have to do with the dance-off?

thornhappy -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 8:10:01 PM)
The Raptor has big scary teeth....and claws that could unman the anteater. The anteater sounds like he'd fight by...uh...tonguing the Raptor to death! quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus The Raptor has claws, but the Anteater has claws strong enough to open concrete-hard anthills and termite mounds. The Raptor has internal genitalia. The Anteater...hides his in fur. If my parrot--the dino descendant--is any gauge, the tongue of ScalyJesu is hard and dry, and protected by sharpness. We know that the Anteater has a warm and aticky appendage that can get to those hard to reach areas. The winner is obvious!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 8:14:50 PM)
No, no, it's all about the claws!! And whether I would want to bang the winner.

ThatDamnedPanda -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 8:41:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Pandas wear black and white though... Yeah, but we make lousy referees. First of all, we're not suited to it by nature, because we like to see everyone win. And second, we're terrible at arranging our blacks and whites. We just splash them all over ourselves like dairy cows, instead of arranging them in nice, orderly stripes, so nobody takes us seriously when we try to enforce the rules. No, it's best to leave the whole thing to the cats, and leave us in charge of eating bamboo. Cats suck at that.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 8:44:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus The Raptor has claws, but the Anteater has claws strong enough to open concrete-hard anthills and termite mounds. The Raptor has internal genitalia. The Anteater...hides his in fur. If my parrot--the dino descendant--is any gauge, the tongue of ScalyJesu is hard and dry, and protected by sharpness. We know that the Anteater has a warm and aticky appendage that can get to those hard to reach areas. The winner is obvious! But, but..... wtf does that have to do with the dance-off? whispers to Lance Honey, "dance" is just a euphemism...yanno?...[;)]

thornhappy -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 8:52:49 PM)
Wellll, now that you phrase it like that [:D][:D] quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus No, no, it's all about the claws!! And whether I would want to bang the winner.

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 9:25:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus No, no, it's all about the claws!! And whether I would want to bang the winner. I feel like I may have neglected to mention that we Raptors have glorious six-pack abdominals and very, very tight butts. Plus, if the tongue is guarded by sharpness, there's the thrill of danger with every lick!

LittleBroken -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 9:27:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus No, no, it's all about the claws!! And whether I would want to bang the winner. I feel like I may have neglected to mention that we Raptors have glorious six-pack abdominals and very, very tight butts. Plus, if the tongue is guarded by sharpness, there's the thrill of danger with every lick! So when you say you'd like to eat her out it might actually mean literally? Crosses legs and winces.

Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 9:52:39 PM)
You cannot exist without belief. You can see Anteaters everywhere. I am disbelieving you out of winning. It is hopeless, you are foiled.

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 10:00:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff You cannot exist without belief. You can see Anteaters everywhere. I am disbelieving you out of winning. It is hopeless, you are foiled. I think therefore I am. I am therefore I am victorious.

Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 10:02:17 PM)
Too late, I already declared my self the victor.

TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/5/2010 10:04:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LittleBroken quote: ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus No, no, it's all about the claws!! And whether I would want to bang the winner. I feel like I may have neglected to mention that we Raptors have glorious six-pack abdominals and very, very tight butts. Plus, if the tongue is guarded by sharpness, there's the thrill of danger with every lick! So when you say you'd like to eat her out it might actually mean literally? Crosses legs and winces. It might be... only if she casts her allegiance incorrectly. Let that we a warning to you all, unless you desire many more gashes.

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