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heartcream -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/6/2010 3:49:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus



Look at the forum you are in and the topic in which you are posting.

This is a battlefield! The insights are reserved for threads in which enlightenment is requested, not in times of war.



Nah taint a battle field silly. Tis a forum you big leathery silly poops. Settle down, have some porridge, you are getting all riled up and look so silly. Shhh silly reptile, let me sing you a lullabye you big angry mess, there, there, no need to get all violent, shshhhhhh.

Go to sleep, go to sleep. lalalalalalala la la la, go to sleep, go to sleep lalalalalalala la la...



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/6/2010 4:00:22 PM)

The first bowl of porridge was too hot and the second was too cold... I assumed the third was no good as well.

Thus, I am left with none. And THAT is why I am so angry.



Musicmystery -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/6/2010 9:29:25 PM)

What 'til they find out the rapture is really a raptor.



subtee -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/7/2010 7:43:29 AM)

I think it's Ronald Reagan.



Musicmystery -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/7/2010 12:29:17 PM)

Is that the shining city on the hill?



xxblushesxx -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/7/2010 6:31:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

What 'til they find out the rapture is really a raptor.


Ooooh! Good one!!



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/7/2010 10:03:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

I think it's Ronald Reagan.


Did you know that Ronald Reagan was actually the first anti-raptor christ?

Ronald Wilson Reagan.

6-6-6.

But he was too weak and frail in human form to begin the VelociRapture. So he did what he could with Reaganomics and creating AIDS.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/7/2010 10:43:54 PM)

If you were flipped on your back would you do the tonic immobility thing?



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/7/2010 10:48:02 PM)

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tonic immobility
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

If you were flipped on your back would you do the tonic immobility thing?


Madam, that would be supposing there were anyone powerful enough to flip me to my back.

Have you seen my talons?



Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 4:52:15 AM)

If you have to tell people how big your "talons" are, they aren't big enough.




Aileen1968 -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 4:57:41 AM)

So late to the party....
Gotta go with the anteater. As long as it's not a spelling competition.



divi -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 4:59:26 AM)

Anteater all the way .... Raptors are so 09



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 9:40:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you have to tell people how big your "talons" are, they aren't big enough.




They're big enough for me to provide a meal for a family of four.

And then multiply it to feed four thousand.




subtee -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 11:22:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you have to tell people how big your "talons" are, they aren't big enough.




They're big enough for me to provide a meal for a family of four.

And then multiply it to feed four thousand.



quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you have to tell people how big your "talons" are, they aren't big enough.




They're big enough for me to provide a meal for a family of four.

And then multiply it to feed four thousand.




You're a family ma-- raptor?



Jeffff -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 11:31:53 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



Musicmystery -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 11:51:49 AM)

Well, the thread IS about the Raptor Jesus' "thingy..."



TheRaptorJesus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 12:11:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee


quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you have to tell people how big your "talons" are, they aren't big enough.




They're big enough for me to provide a meal for a family of four.

And then multiply it to feed four thousand.



quote:

ORIGINAL: TheRaptorJesus

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If you have to tell people how big your "talons" are, they aren't big enough.




They're big enough for me to provide a meal for a family of four.

And then multiply it to feed four thousand.




You're a family ma-- raptor?


I never said it was MY family of four. Legitimate family anyhow *cough*...

Charity is one of my myriad of virtues.

Modesty is another.



thornhappy -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 7:14:37 PM)

I'm gonna be a contrarian and put even more down on the raptor!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 7:15:56 PM)

Who was I voting for again? It was bang the anteater, eat with the raptor?



purepleasure -> RE: Raptor Jesus Thingy VS Anteater (6/8/2010 8:47:11 PM)

Only 'cuz I "know" him longer....

the Anteater



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