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How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 1:03:08 PM   
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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 1:05:20 PM   
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what thing?

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 1:14:08 PM   
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You push buttons and words appear on the screen.

It's like magic. Only made out of electricity.

Welcome!


edited cos I have confused fingers tonight

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 1:36:23 PM   
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What exactly do you want to know?  How the site works?  How the forums work? 
Lots of friendly, helpful people here but you need to be specific in your quest for info.

Welcome.


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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 1:54:21 PM   
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

And welcome

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 4:33:36 PM   
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Unless the OP is referring to itself, and then it's by command, I suppose.

Come here and weed my flowerbeds.

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 4:49:57 PM   
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jump up and down.

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 6:45:12 PM   
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Wear a g-string...

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/6/2010 10:21:34 PM   
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Plug it in to the wall, set the controls to the speed at which  you wish it to vibrate, then have at it!  Just make sure it doesnt catch any hair or skin...

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/7/2010 1:07:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

jump up and down.



No, don't you remember, they changed it, the "thing" doesn't work unless you're standing on your head AND jumping up and down.

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/7/2010 7:02:41 AM   
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When in doubt, read the manual. Ask directions.

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/7/2010 7:35:39 AM   
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Only pussy's read the manual.

You just grab a screw driver and have at it!

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/7/2010 7:44:12 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Plug it in to the wall, set the controls to the speed at which  you wish it to vibrate, then have at it!  Just make sure it doesnt catch any hair or skin...

I don't know... it seems a bit... large...

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RE: How does this thing work? - 6/7/2010 8:40:13 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Only pussy's read the manual.

You just grab a screw driver and have at it!


I happen to be more than my genitalia. I have a pussy, I am not only it.
And no you can't bang me!


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