SocratesNot
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1. Ad in newspapers:
- Who finds me a wife with 100,000 euros of dowry, I'll treat him with 50,000 euros and I'll also give him a wife as a present.
2. Why did King King fall in love with a blonde? - Because he's a monkey.
3. Dear Miss, - the judge asks - you claim that this man stole your 100 euros that you put in your bra?
- Exactly! This is him!
- Why didn't you show any resistance to him? How is that possible that you didn't scream or try to hit him with your leg? You could have at least scratched him!
- Yes, I could have done all of that, but at that time I didn't know that he wanted my money!
There will be more jokes in the next posts.
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Amicus Plato, sed magis amica veritas. - Aristotle
Plato is my friend, but truth is a better friend. - Aristotle
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A few jokes from Balkans - in English - 
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