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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:21:59 PM   
PeanutTigerinBox


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ORIGINAL: kiwisub12

The first thing you need to do, Stephen, is avoid India and China. Their proportions of female/male are skewed because of abortion.


Not just because of the abortion...they also do mass sterilisation over there

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/China-Authorities-Plan-To-Sterilise-10000-People-To-Ensure-They-Meet-Family-Planning-Targets/Article/201004415613125?f=rss

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:27:22 PM   
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So I obviously need some time management tips. Please make suggestions.

I would feel awful if some women missed out just becaue I mismanaged my time.


awwwww stevie...don't feel awful....do it like me...I have 4 cats...once my girl has her litter I will have 5 as I will keep one of her litter....later this year I am likely to get another one from my breeder which will be a siamese or an oriental girl....and once I know where my graduate job will carry me to I will rent a house and take on two dogs as well...so believe me... my focus on finding Mr. Right is pretty much gone these days...Mr A knows I miss him, but after all I can't just keep waiting for a particular bloke...and so I just increase my furry family...they are...faithful...don't do much work...keep the toilet seat closed...share the bed with me...and don't fart out of fun either...these days I think they are sooooooooooooo much easier than a guy...try it

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:30:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox

I think you forgot the ones who aren't interested in women anyway as they prefer to date boyfriends


See the problem becomes how to keep calculating the statistics...
I can find percentages on most things, but the problem is that most of these percentages overlap, so how many of the 1.5 million I have left would you think to actually be gay?

I mean, I'm all for cutting down the group even more... because even at 5 dates a day, I really don't think I'll be able to get more then a 100.000 dates done in this life time...

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 1:53:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox

I think you forgot the ones who aren't interested in women anyway as they prefer to date boyfriends

so how many of the 1.5 million I have left would you think to actually be gay?



I dunno...but they are usually the ones I liked in the first place

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 2:50:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Half the world's population is female.

So I obviously need some time management tips. Please make suggestions.

I would feel awful if some women missed out just because I mismanaged my time.

Steven,

Enjoy nature's bounty.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 3:04:40 PM   
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Are you the person, the person you want, wants?


Okay when i read this the only thought that came into my head was -- if today is tomorrow yesterday, then yesterday is today tomorrow.

Maybe its just the day i am having.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 3:16:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: barelynangel

Okay when i read this the only thought that came into my head was -- if today is tomorrow yesterday, then yesterday is today tomorrow.



Oh, I just trew his own statement back at him Angel, I'm not claiming that it actually makes sense.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 4:21:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

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ORIGINAL: barelynangel

Okay when i read this the only thought that came into my head was -- if today is tomorrow yesterday, then yesterday is today tomorrow.



Oh, I just trew his own statement back at him Angel, I'm not claiming that it actually makes sense.



But I'm the person Miss Cillie wants, I'm the person with the grapes

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 5:32:46 PM   
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Send the 10% or so who are bisexual or lesbian to me.  I'd feel guilty if I didn't do my part to take some of the pressure off you.


Sylvere, I genuinely appreciate your efforts to take the pressure off me.  However, I do have a suggestion of another way you could relieve my pressure...


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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 6:29:47 PM   
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Sylvere, I genuinely appreciate your efforts to take the pressure off me.  However, I do have a suggestion of another way you could relieve my pressure...



*listens intensely*

Oh yeah, and what would that be?





< Message edited by Ishtarr -- 6/7/2010 6:30:19 PM >


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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 6:56:59 PM   
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Come here, little girl... 

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 8:08:38 PM   
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Are you the person, the person you want, wants?



May I use this?  Fabulous!

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/7/2010 8:42:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dovie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Ishtarr


Are you the person, the person you want, wants?



May I use this?  Fabulous!

dovie


You'll have to ask osf, it's his line, not mine.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/8/2010 12:44:48 AM   
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A practical approach seems appropriate. Delegate!
Engage a professional crowd-control firm to herd the hordes into manageable queues. If any miss out, it will only be their own fault, due to lack of the cooperation and sharing that all of the applicants were taught in kindergarten.
You will have done your part, above and beyond the call of duty, to ease this urgent crisis which so plagues that other half.

< Message edited by subwaythru -- 6/8/2010 12:46:50 AM >

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/8/2010 1:27:20 AM   
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Have you considered "speed dating?"

Just a thought.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/8/2010 3:38:00 AM   
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I think you should start in Korea.
Very efficient country.

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/8/2010 5:58:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Come here, little girl... 


Careful, Ishtarr that isn't candy he's holding out  


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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/8/2010 8:15:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Come here, little girl... 


Careful, Ishtarr that isn't candy he's holding out  



Some things are better than candy....

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Du blutest für mein Seelenheil
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Egal, erlaubt ist, was gefällt

Ich tu' dir weh.
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Hör wie es schreit!

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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/8/2010 10:50:52 AM   
zephyroftheNorth


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ORIGINAL: Ishtarr

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Come here, little girl... 


Careful, Ishtarr that isn't candy he's holding out  



Some things are better than candy....


Okay never mind, seems you've got things under control. Just do me a favor and let me know how it goes. *grins sluttishly*

edited to fix the quote thingy


< Message edited by zephyroftheNorth -- 6/8/2010 10:52:01 AM >


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RE: Half the world's population is female. - 6/8/2010 10:58:02 AM   
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Steven,

Enjoy nature's bounty.


it's the quicker-picker-upper

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