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Subfunboy -> Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 9:26:56 AM)
Would just like to ask a Q How many pinpong balls can you get in your bum and also how long can they stay in for (holding them in)?

peppermint -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 10:27:56 AM)
I suppose you don't know that when you put an item into your behind, it can actually travel the wrong way. So, if you do this you might also be making a trip to the ER to have them removed. Butt plugs have a flared base to prevent that from happening.

wandersalone -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 10:33:59 AM)
42 42

Missokyst -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 10:49:08 AM)
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh don't spill the beans!!!!! I love reading the ER stories about things stuck up in tight spaces. quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint I suppose you don't know that when you put an item into your behind, it can actually travel the wrong way. So, if you do this you might also be making a trip to the ER to have them removed. Butt plugs have a flared base to prevent that from happening.

stef -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 11:05:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Subfunboy Would just like to ask a Q How many pinpong balls can you get in your bum and also how long can they stay in for (holding them in)? That depends on whether your head is in the way or not. Try it both ways and let us know. ~stef

Subfunboy -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 11:24:53 AM)
42 that sounds like some taking and how long can you keep them in for.

pdv99 -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 11:47:40 AM)
I thought ping pong balls was something you got when a Domme does CBT with a table tennis bat.

Subfunboy -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 11:50:33 AM)
No but could be that as well.

sirsholly -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:07:35 PM)
quote: So, if you do this you might also be making a trip to the ER to have them removed. i worked in an ER and trust me....the staff does laugh at bozos like this

Mercnbeth -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:13:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone 42 42 If you could work up to 75 you could run a kinky BINGO night!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:39:42 PM)
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peppermint -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:42:37 PM)
quote: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh don't spill the beans!!!!! I love reading the ER stories about things stuck up in tight spaces. Sorry, but he really sounded serious. In fact, now that he's written more I have realized he IS serious. OMG, I checked the profile and he's not 18. He's in his 30s and supposedly a mature thinking individual. He's a great example for pointing out that age and maturity are two different things entirely.

Subfunboy -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:48:00 PM)
Just asking to see what people think.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:50:35 PM)
People think that doing stupid things is STUPID. But if you would care to experiment, and let us know whether they used a speculum on you in the ER or if you needed actual surgery, we would be interested to hear!

peppermint -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:51:43 PM)
Well, you can see the category to which your inquiry was moved. That seems to be the consensus of opinion,.

Subfunboy -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 12:53:03 PM)
It was interesting to push them out when in the bath and see them come up to the serface on top of the water.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 2:55:24 PM)
Seeing how I did have a scope recently, who knows. Just don't stand around me...gas bombs

wandersalone -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 6:24:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone 42 42 If you could work up to 75 you could run a kinky BINGO night! This is my goal however I have trouble finding someone to be the bingo caller ...... number 8 straight from her date ....hmmmmm has a certain ring to it

sunshinemiss -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 6:47:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone 42 42 WANDERS! Thank goodness I was not drinking my coffee when I read that. I would have spit all over your pretty hair!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Table tennis (pinpong balls) (6/11/2010 6:49:01 PM)
I, too, have worked in an ER. It is not funny. You want to know what the ER staff does? We roll our eyes and say things to the surgeon like "clean up the gene pool and give that idiot a vasectomy, will you?" To which the surgeon replies, "if it weren't for malpractice..."

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