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So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 5:58:28 AM

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And this guy I usually talk to for hours (mostly just nilla talk, but when we play he likes me to be the sub and him to be the dom) gets mad cuz I say cum is salty. Seriously, seriously pissed.

Apparently his isn't.

Ohhhkayyy....so anyway....

Then he wants to know how I know this. I tell him my friend's cuckie boy told me.

He seriously freaks out and says that I'm "fooling him".

Ok...uhm...how?

Well, apparently, he's the monogomous sort, and me describing the taste of cum (and knowing that all men taste different...like I couldn't have/wouldn't have read that somewhere) makes me the whore of jezebel.

Now, mind you...he calls once every two weeks or so and does talk for hours, but...not enough to pay my bills. Plus, my character is 23 years old and doesn't want to settle down. So we sign off on a bad note cuz I talked about cum....

This is a single man who told me he had already spoke to three other phone dommes today...and I'm the slut?

Sheesh....

On the positive side, maybe the next time he calls he'll spend an hour or two apologizing.

Thank you for allowing this rant. Mostly I'm just pissed cuz I know how long he will talk at one time and I only made a hundred bucks. Oh, and because I actually *do* like him (not in a weird way, just as a person) and I hate to think I hurt his feelings somehow...even though this is all just fantasy as he well should know when he gets his outrageous bill every month...

Grrr....

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:18:54 AM

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Christina, even Dommes have been known to suck cock and to swallow. He's got some wankerish fantasy about what Dommes like and what they do. (And what his own semen tastes like. Since there's a fair chance he's never been with a live, off-the-phone woman, how does he know?)

He seems like he's not quite got this whole thing down right quite yet. Including the monogamy thing. So that's why he spends time on the phone instead of in RL.

Enjoy the hundred bucks...

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:22:12 AM

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Well, see...even though he calls a site specifically listed as a "mistress site" he likes to be the dom. I really don't care, although I prefer to be the domme for most of my phone calls.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:25:44 AM

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Hmmm... I missed that part about him being the Dom.

Maybe he has a fantasy about turning a Domme sub.... Else why use a Domme site?

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:28:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Hmmm... I missed that part about him being the Dom.

Maybe he has a fantasy about turning a Domme sub.... Else why use a Domme site?

A Fem Dom is woman who just hasn't met the right man!

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:28:33 AM

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It's okay, Blushy.
Your friend Fae told you all about it.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:34:05 AM

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It's okay, Blushy.
Your friend Fae told you all about it.

Wait, what? When? Tell me again, I missed it!

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:43:45 AM

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quote:

cum is salty

Yep all true.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:54:52 AM

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I am far too cultured for a mere salty taste, My cum tastes like a finely aged Merlot, grown on the sun-drenched south side of the vineyard, with a hint of wild raspberries.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 6:58:49 AM

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i bet it's the cookies.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 9:01:14 AM

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 10:21:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I am far too cultured for a mere salty taste, My cum tastes like a finely aged Merlot, grown on the sun-drenched south side of the vineyard, with a hint of wild raspberries.

Oh really DS? umm... self discovery?

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 10:38:19 AM

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quote:

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cum is salty

Yep all true.

Not if he's diabetic. Then it's sweet. If he's been drinking (alcohol), it tastes like whatever he's been drinking. Asparagus makes it bitter.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 11:16:38 AM

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Beer makes it bitter. Trust me on this one. And alas, he cannot be charmed into drinking pineapple juice.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 11:18:16 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Hmmm... I missed that part about him being the Dom.

Maybe he has a fantasy about turning a Domme sub.... Else why use a Domme site?

A Fem Dom is woman who just hasn't met the right man!

LOL! Hey, that'd make an interesting sig line.

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 11:20:00 AM

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i bet it's the cookies.

Oreos? I bet he tells his subs "here comes the DQ Blizzard!" when he's about to launch one!

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 11:21:20 AM

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i bet it's the cookies.

Oreos? I bet he tells his subs "here comes the DQ Blizzard!" when he's about to launch one!

OMG Levelicious!! I SNORTED!! Thank heavens no one is at home right now you naughty man!

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 11:22:48 AM

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Hibby, it gives cookies and cream a whole new meaning!

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 11:33:16 AM

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<<<<<<<<ruined for LIFE!!!!

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RE: So I'm playing phone sex domme, right? - 6/13/2010 2:13:41 PM

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I found out recently that cherry Kool Aid and pineapple juice together make it REAL sweet!

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