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Quickshot -> New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 7:28:07 AM)

Hello all, I am an older man looking for a younger woman 18 years old or older, the woman that I am looking for will be petit with small to medium breast and understands that males are superior to females in every way. I am not looking for a 24/7 slave at this time, but a submissive female that wants to be trained. I want a female that is close to where I am or willing to relocate to be close and has a place of her own, for now, she may have a female roommate. The lucky female will have less than 1 year of experience so she can be trained for my purposes. The female that I choose will have no limits but the ones that I impose for her. I am looking forward to hearing from you.
Quickshot




DarkSteven -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 7:42:47 AM)

Welcome to collarme.  I have to mention that you might want to be a little more flexible.  Between your post and your profile you're looking for:
1, Younger
2. Petite
3. Small to medium breasts
4. Someone who believes that females are inferior to males
5. Lives alone or with a single female roommate
6. Less than one year of experience
7. No limits slave
8. Willing to be used publicly
9. Willing to be shared
10. Willing to be owned by a 57 year old man

Good luck in your search and welcome again.







xxblushesxx -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 7:52:54 AM)

Hahahaha. I know this is just a joke.

If it's not then, well....uhm....good luck?




smartsub10 -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 4:43:19 PM)

You forgot  to specify eye color and hair length and color.





Jeffff -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 5:22:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Welcome to collarme.  I have to mention that you might want to be a little more flexible.  Between your post and your profile you're looking for:
1, Younger
2. Petite
3. Small to medium breasts
4. Someone who believes that females are inferior to males
5. Lives alone or with a single female roommate
6. Less than one year of experience
7. No limits slave
8. Willing to be used publicly
9. Willing to be shared
10. Willing to be owned by a 57 year old man

Good luck in your search and welcome again.







If I had a dollar for every whore here who fit that profile.........

I might have 2-3 bucks....... maybe....... probably less






DarkSteven -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 6:05:00 PM)

And I'd be happy to double that for those wimmin's contact info!




juliaoceania -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 6:05:10 PM)

Welcome to collarme...


You might also wanna search for your ideal at this site

www.unicorns.com




AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 7:12:16 PM)

quote:

The lucky female will have less than 1 year of experience so she can be trained for my purposes. The female that I choose will have no limits but the ones that I impose for her. I am looking forward to hearing from you.


Yeah I used to be into women who could be convinced I had no idea what I was doing too..... Then I started Highschool.

QSM




AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 7:14:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
You might also wanna search for your ideal at this site

www.unicorns.com


YOU LYING BITCH!!!!!!

I was there for 6 hours ..... 6 hours..... six fucking hours before I realized there was no link to actual unicorns.

QSM




peppermint -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 8:31:34 PM)

So, you are looking for some cute young thing who supports herself and is willing to hang out with some old guy.  What does she get out of this besides you setting her limits, telling her what she can and can not do, and f*cking her whenever and however you  like? 

Well, anything is possible in this world.  Good luck in finding what you seek. 




juliaoceania -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/13/2010 11:43:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: peppermint

So, you are looking for some cute young thing who supports herself and is willing to hang out with some old guy.  What does she get out of this besides you setting her limits, telling her what she can and can not do, and f*cking her whenever and however you  like? 

Well, anything is possible in this world.  Good luck in finding what you seek. 



She gets to throw up a little in her mouth every time grandpa gets a woody for her




wandersalone -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 3:01:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Quickshot
the woman that I am looking for will be petit with small to medium breast


Your profile says you weigh 125 kg...aren't you scared you will squish her?  what if you have a heart attack from over exerting yourself with the young 'un ..... will she be able to push your body off her?

Are you planning to co-opt her flatmate as well for your use?

Kiddo, move away from mummy's computer, get out of the basement and get a life

oh .....and welcome [:D]




DarkSteven -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 6:28:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Your profile says you weigh 125 kg...



Not any more, it doesn't.  He changed his profile to now say he weighs 605 lbs and lives in Macedonia.  It also consists of the single word "Hi".






xxblushesxx -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 6:30:00 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: wandersalone

Your profile says you weigh 125 kg...



Not any more, it doesn't.  He changed his profile to now say he weighs 605 lbs and lives in Macedonia.  It also consists of the single word "Hi".





This just made me giggle!




Jeffff -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 6:36:43 AM)

Macedonia is the new Nigeria!

Alexander




peppermint -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 7:21:11 AM)

Can a 605 pound man ride a horse??  It's on his list of things he loves to do.  I can't imagine a horse with that kind of weight on its back.  




sirsholly -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 9:43:54 AM)

quote:

I am looking for will be petit with small to medium breast
you want a one-tit wonder?

Dude...you are 57 years old. Just what the hell do you think you have to offer an 18 yr old?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 9:47:33 AM)

Draft horses like Percherons can hold someone that size.

Do you think we should stop being so clue-by-fourey to these dudes? Or are we having too much fun?

Or should we take a message from them? Because mainly I look for someone I can stand to be around, and work on the rest...




sirsholly -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 12:03:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Draft horses like Percherons can hold someone that size.

if we duct tape two of the Perchamacallits together we might not get a nasty letter from the animal folks
Tell ya what Hibbie...i'll tape the horses head..you tape the OP [:)]




DesFIP -> RE: New and looking for a special sub (6/14/2010 12:07:30 PM)

Putting aside the rest of it, I can't imagine anyone being willing to relocate to Macedonia.

And let's put the Percherons to work pulling a chariot capable of supporting his weight. Easier on them to pull than have that on their backs.




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