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RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? - 6/18/2010 8:02:10 AM

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It struck me today... if you're a slave, you should be very respectful. How, then, would you say things like...

You need some gum.

"Baby, your breath is a little foul. Here, have a mint. Thanks sweetie!".

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Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not wear that shirt in public.

"Sir, I'm not sure this shirt is best for this particular occasion. How about we save that one for when we go to the park?"

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When you wear hair gel, you look like a white trash version Elvis.

A) "Ooo, can I try to style your hair for you today? Please? Please, please?" - this is accompanied by much eager bouncing on my part
B) "You know, I'm not sure that look really suits where you are in your life right now. Why don't you try something else for awhile and see how you like it?".

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I love you, but do you really need to eat a fourth corn dog?

"Sir I say this out of love and as someone who gained a lot of weight once - maybe you should skip the corn dog and go for the unbuttered popcorn instead."

He rarely has a problem with me giving him a heads up about things like this as long as I try to respectful. Or as long as I make him laugh. If I compare his breath to a new and interesting foul smelling thing and he laughs, I get treats!

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RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? - 6/18/2010 10:05:42 AM

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lolol I'm with Aquaticsub on this - I think as long as I can make him laugh and wanna swat my tush, it's all fine and good

I seem to find the ways to communicate without offending and keeping his ego intact (hopefully), and yet still making the point understood - obviously it's up to him what he does with what I point out, but it's never been an issue, in the past...I'm fond of my guy being a grown-up and making his own choices, and me just making some great suggestions occasionally, unless I'm told not to. And, oddly enough, I do get told to shut up on occasion lol

My way of handling the "oh goodness his breath..." is to put a piece of gum in my own mouth, and offer a kiss. Gum-sharing is intimate. otherwise known as "ihelp" (i also come pre-programmed with other applications such as 'ifondle' and i-imp, isexy and itease', which are all regularily used in coordination with oh, pretty much anything I do in a relationship, till stuff gets serious and its not 'propriate anymore. That whole 'imma good girl, right Daddy" thing)

Offering a 'suggestion' that might have critical overtones (even if it IS for his own good, or something in me that seems to think it is lol) seems to work better when he's distracted by something extreeeeeemely positive that was said or done immediately afterwards.

"that shirt isn't my favorite...actually, none of your shirts are for that matter...do you HAVE to wear one?? Ooops a button came off. And look, there's another!" (said with an adoring, decidedly mischevious expression, probably on my knees. Not to give him any ideas or anything, 'course.)

"Your hair looks wet, Master....kinda like me. SEEEEE???? lookit. (spread thighs and show, naturally, with *LOTS* of enthusiasm)

or

"OOOOOH ....Master since I learn from example can I wear my hair all wet like yours?? I'll look like the little mermaid!!! Slippery wet and totally 90's!!!!"

I bet that'd work.

As for the corndog incident...

I think I'd ask him if he could put that somewhere else. Like in me, maybe? Cuz watching him eat that is giving me ideas of him sucking cock. Which could be hot and all but I'm not sure if that's what he was going for?

ifunny. *grins*

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RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? - 6/19/2010 11:50:44 PM

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i haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

Reading through this thread, there was some great hysterical visuals.

i can't see through the tears from laughing to add much more to this.

other than i agree..not sure if i would/could say something but i know if i am ever in that situation there is a great chance this thread will come to mind and i may just sit laughing uncontrollably unable to even hand Him a tic-tac

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but ok?

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RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? - 6/22/2010 8:51:57 PM

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Great question but what difference does it make if we are slaves or not? If my breath smells i would like to be told by someone who loves me before i went out and others maybe smelt it! (ya know...the kiss on both cheeks thingy).
My Master appreciates a womans opinion on what he wears, i normally defer to his choices but if it really looks bad (but thats in my opinion and we all know women have a good sense of style ;-) !), i tell him without hesitation and he listens, he is man enough to listen and he has never not changed his shirt the few times i have said something......my Master has also recently lost a bit of weight (15kgs), he put himself on a diet and when i thought he was starting to over do it in eating again, i just asked him if he REALLY wanted that extra ice-cream...he laughed, hugged me and said no, he didnt!
In my opinion, being slave is no different than being in a normal vanilla relationship, we care and love our partner so we want them to be at their best and to not be embarrassed by things which can happen in every day normal life.
I find it no different than telling a woman i see on the street that her tag is sticking up out of her shirt (or God forbid having toilet paper stuck to my undies!!!), i hope that others would tell me, it's just common courtesy.

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RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? - 6/22/2010 8:52:59 PM

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Master, your breath smells like ass...

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RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? - 6/22/2010 10:01:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: Glasgow

It struck me today... if you're a slave, you should be very respectful. How, then, would you say things like...

You need some gum.
"i just love this gum, You really should try it" and offer Him a piece.
Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not wear that shirt in public.
"i was just thinking how handsome You look in <some other specific> shirt...please?" and then get all dewy-eyed at Him.
When you wear hair gel, you look like a white trash version Elvis.
"You look sooooooo much more handsome when You use less gel."
I love you, but do you really need to eat a fourth corn dog?
"Oh good. You'll need all that energy for later tonight" and purr and snuggle up to Him.

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RE: How do you tell your master he has bad breath? - 6/22/2010 10:02:24 PM

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Master, your breath smells like ass...

OMG, i spewed Coke all over!! You are too funny!!

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