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LanceHughes -> Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 9:08:45 AM)

After many, many requests (including two in the last ten minutes) I've decided to open another on-line "member of" list.

For the next 3 days, you are allowed to cut-n-paste the following line into your signature block:

Charter member: Lance's Fag Hags

This offer expires at 10:00 AM Denver Time on Thursday, June 17th, 2010.

You MUST leave a post on this thread stating, "I live in <fill-in the blank> and even though I'm not local to Lance, I'm in."

This offer is for female subs ONLY. <Sorry, LadyPact, but you-n-I have something different going on. LOL>

lucylucy: I'll think of a special title for you since you are local. LOL!

Pass this offer around through CMail, please.

Ready, set, You GO GIRL(S)!  LOL!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 9:21:26 AM)

Female SUBS!!!

Okay, beeeeeeeeeeeyotch it is ON!!! [8D]




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 9:24:24 AM)

"I live in Northern, yet still part of the South, Virginia, and even though I'm not local to Lance, I'm in." [:)]




GreedyTop -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 9:39:32 AM)

I live in Florida, and although I am not local to Lance, I am in...




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 9:43:20 AM)

I am the President..... right?




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 9:44:29 AM)

And I live in Chicago. Lance's hometown, but he is not local. Im still in.




OttersSwim -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 9:47:39 AM)

I'm kinda a female sub...kinda...am I eligible too?!  [;)]




windchymes -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 11:34:19 AM)

I'm in.  Some of my best friends are fags, though I hate calling them that, lol.

One says he and I are trapped in each other's bodies.  I think like a guy and like home decorating, but like men.  He is a cross-dressing (think The Birdcage or La Cage aux Folles) woman with a big, sassy, flamboyant attitude, but he digs guys, too.   That story is much funnier when he tells it. [:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 12:25:57 PM)

Okay, I am SO getting a pout on!![;)]




LanceHughes -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 12:36:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
Female SUBS!!!

Okay, beeeeeeeeeeeyotch it is ON!!! [8D]


OOPS!  Forgot about you, LadyH.
As your tag says:
I'm not sorry
 
Maybe I need some kinda up-braiding!  LOL
Instead of LH whipping Lance into shape <shudder>, I'm open to suggestions for another "class" of membership as in:

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
I am the President..... right?


luciouslips19 has already appointed herself President and is using that tag. I was going to give her the title of "Keeper of the Original Home Flag and Fire of Mr. Lance Hughes and Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags,"  But no.... she jumped the gun.  <luscious, you may cut-n-paste that, if you please -OR- suggest something shorter. LOL!>

I don't think we have Presidents and all that paternalistic hierarchies shit, now, do we?

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Okay.  NO restriction as to which side of the kneel..... and certainly not classes of membership, other than Charter and .... well, not-so-charter. LOL!

Actually, Lance likes the idea of some Dommes around..... He might just need some D-types to help him handle s-types when he doesn't want to take the question to the Uber-Domly-straight-men 'cause sometimes Lance is a naturing, caring, sympathetic Dom.  <And sometimes he's a sadistic male PIG and an Uber-D-type.> LOL!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 12:45:19 PM)

Well all RIGHTY then!!

I am cool with my Sista being President, she'll let me wear a tiara!

ETA:

I live in Metro Detroit, and even though I'm not local to Lance I"M IN BAYBEEEEE!




LanceHughes -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 12:50:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim
I'm kinda a female sub...kinda...am I eligible too?!  [;)]


To which does the "kinda" apply?
See my post # 10.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 12:51:43 PM)

He is a sub... he dresses up kinda cute! AND he has most excellent armpits!!




DesFIP -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 12:53:04 PM)

I'm from Fire Island Pines. I think any question of my suitability to be a fag hag should be moot.
But I'm definitely not local to Lance.




LanceHughes -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 12:59:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Well all RIGHTY then!!

I am cool with my Sista being President, she'll let me wear a tiara!

ETA:

I live in Metro Detroit, and even though I'm not local to Lance I"M IN BAYBEEEEE!


No, no Presidents.... lucious has already accepted the alternate title I offered.

Now, as to that tiara-thingie..... See, that's why you WANT to be a fag-hag.  Lance will help you decide whether or not it is appropriate, and matches your other jewelery and MOST importantly, whether it matches your gown.  Think Academy Awards stylist.

I'm not going to say you can't wear one, but there are messages sent by ALL tiaras.  You don't just slap the dime-store one or your wedding one <bleah> on your head and go grocery shopping in jeans.  For that, there ARE appropriate tiaras.  You just need to be careful that the tiara matches the message you want to send.

And for Christ's sake, if it gets out that you are a Charter member of Lance's Fag Hags and you are seen with an inappropriate tiara by a local gay man, how do you think that reflects on me?  There IS a responsiblity that comes along with membership.

- end of first lesson in being a GOOD fag-hag -

lucious, do you think I was too harsh?





LanceHughes -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 1:03:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I'm from Fire Island Pines. I think any question of my suitability to be a fag hag should be moot.
But I'm definitely not local to Lance.


Well, fine.  But are you in or not?  LOL!




LanceHughes -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 1:08:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim
I'm kinda a female sub...kinda...am I eligible too?!  [;)]

To which does the "kinda" apply?
See my post # 10.


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
He is a sub... he dresses up kinda cute! AND he has most excellent armpits!!


Nah.... I think he has to come to Denver and have a trail run as a member of my House which seems to be forming around me - the best kind of House to have.  I'm NOT pushing it, it's just happening.  OMFG - am I ready for this?  Maybe.... I'll have to ask the Lance's Fag Hags e-mail list. LOL!




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 1:32:11 PM)

As a member of the Fag Hags I think all of us should have a standing invitation to your house. We will stay in your guest room on some very fine and high quality sheets and get scones in the mornings with some good quality coffee. We also should always get design tips too.




LanceHughes -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 1:38:53 PM)

Sure..... that's where Otter comes in..... Just who do you think does laundry and bakes the scones?

Actually, *I* bake, but maybe I should've said, "Just who do you think cleans up in the kitchen after I've baked the scones?"

Arrgh.... I feel I'm setting myself up for a Redpalooza-style event.

But, seriously lushy.... Was I too harsh on LadyHib?  I don't want to scare away any of MY fag hags, but on the other hand someof them seem to be a little unfamiliar with the nature of being one.




laurell3 -> RE: Ok, Ladies.... Charter members get a tag-line (6/14/2010 1:58:54 PM)

Um, I'm not a sub, but I CAN cut and paste whatever I want to in my sig line! [;)]




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