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britcrucio -> How do ya spot 'nilla lasses?? (6/14/2010 10:15:26 AM)
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How do you tell if a lass is 'nilla or not??
Corruptin' 'nilla lasses isn't as easy as I thought it would be. Thee have to be careful in who tha try and corrupt, not just go at it like a mad man. I think you would get locked up if you did, at least be put on some kind o' register. But I've taken of late as me new hobby to try and corrupt 'nilla lasses, it beats golf as a hobby. Or Coin collecting which is another of me favourite pass times, eee how the nights fly by round at mine.
So first thing you've got to be sure of I've found (apart from making sure their not immediate family) is that they appear to have that little bit of summat. You can't quite say what it is, but they have it. I like to call it the filth factor. It's a glint in their eye, or the ball gag in their handbag, but there is summat about them that makes you think they may be a little bit dirty. Cheryle Cole has it, you know she likes being rimmed. ;)
One way I've found to get some clues, to see if they are as filthy as a pig in poo, is to leave some toys out when they come round for “tea”, I tried it a few weeks ago with a lass that came round to mine, I gave her the works, lit candles, cooked some nice food, some nice wine, washed me cock, put some pants on that were nearly clean and worked me charm, she were like putty in me hands….. you know, ya hands smell a bit funny after you've played with it…
Any road, I got into me bedroom for a bit of rough and tumble and she spotted a great big fookin Knife in me top drawer that I'd left open on purpose.
“Who tha fook are you?? Rambo??” She were a lass that spoke in local dialect.
“Nah you daft twat, it's for the burglars” I responded.
And then she gave the look, it's hard to say what it is, but she looked at it a bit too long and licked her lips.
“Oooh is it sharp??”…going all shy like.
“Shaved me pubes with it only this morning.” I stated triumphantly.
Result, I'm in there, she like a bit of rough and tumble.
Now cutting the knickers off with the said knife, can go one of two ways I've found: you find out they're a switch when they tell you how much they cost, with the knife at your throat going through your wallet….or they wet their pants and moan like a Grizzly Bear.
Well that's one of many ways to start the corruption of those 'nilla lasses. But i think you need to treat each one as it comes. Cloths pegs on nipples doesn't go down well with most folk. it's a tricky one with many pitfalls. But there area a lot of filthy girls out their.....so i seem to have found....or do i just attract them?? It's hard to say.
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