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Best Jokes... - 6/17/2010 8:24:43 AM   
DommeKeliDallas


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Status: offline 		Why are men like pantyhose?
They CLING, they RUN and the CHEAP ONES never fit right in the crotch.

Why do men snore then they sleep in their backs?
Their balls fall over their assholes and they get vapor-locked.




Don't offer me love
I seek disinterest and denial
Tenderness makes my skin crawl
Understanding is vile.

When you offer me tenderness
You offer too much
My ideal is a long-lasting longing
From someone whom  I cannot quite touch.
                    - Carrie Fisher
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