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DarwinsLilHelper -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 4:15:31 PM)

devilangel666

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read previous messgaes..i have clearly said i live in croatia not bosnia..you havent been paying attention...yes son of Satan...boo,hope youre scared now....run along....


I'd want to believe in supernatural lovers to...If I lived in a part of the world that had recently had Rape Camps.

I don't care much for Islam and thought Clinton was bombing the wrong side. But even I, never thought trying to breed ones way to victory was a horribly efficient way to go about things.




rulemylife -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 4:21:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: devilangel666
 
read previous messgaes..i have clearly said i live in croatia not bosnia..you havent been paying attention...yes son of Satan...boo,hope youre scared now....run along....



Are you really this out of touch with reality?

Your own profile says Bosnia.

Not that I believe that is true nor do I believe any of the other nonsense you have put forth.

This sounds to me like a "let's yank everyone's chain" thread.






PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 4:22:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: devilangel666
actually yes...there are people out there who are interested in the topic and actually KNOW SOMETHING about it and study it for years


Hence why I offered you to ask TAPS to take you along to their ghost hunters trips...sometimes they talk about demons and I am sure you can take him with you...[8|]




Elisabella -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 4:32:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: devilangel666

i am curious how to get an incubus..any bright ideas on that one?and ive tried most of the stuff i found online none of it works...


Stay awake for 3 days, fasting the whole time, then eat a strip of acid while watching the exorcist before bed.

Enjoy.




brainiacsub -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 4:51:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarwinsLilHelper

Good thing she lives in Bosnia. Otherwise once she was bred by a Demon, we'd all have to pay WIC and TANIF for her Son of Satan Welfare baby.

ROFL...Thank God it's not an anchor baby...count your hypothetical blessings




DarkSteven -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 5:36:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Seems to help to wear very little. Have a good time!

[image]http://www.bandedspirits.com/images/450_incubus-zombies.jpg[/image]


Well, crap.  If that's the kind of babe I'll get, I'll become an incubus!

Ladies, please let me know how my incubusity is working for ya.






littlewonder -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 7:29:19 PM)

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incubus however requires no talk at all,does his thing and vanishes..perfect.....what more could you ask for *grins*



sounds like the guys I fucked when I was younger.




Musicmystery -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 7:58:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Seems to help to wear very little. Have a good time!

[image]http://www.bandedspirits.com/images/450_incubus-zombies.jpg[/image]


Well, crap.  If that's the kind of babe I'll get, I'll become an incubus!

Ladies, please let me know how my incubusity is working for ya.


LOL! Stephen, you're in luck! There's a whole series of "Incubus Master" books---for real!

Just one thing...the Incubus masters boys....

[image]http://everythingyaoi.com/productimages/incubus01smaller.jpg[/image]





DarkSteven -> RE: incubus (6/18/2010 10:19:30 PM)

NO!!!  I want the girls with big tits!  Just like the pic!!!

/Dom tantrum/




NeedToUseYou -> RE: incubus (6/19/2010 3:28:31 AM)

In order to attract an incubus, you need to make yourself as sexually available as possible, you also must become the best lover possible.

Why?

The incubus has his pick of all the women in the world, and well, only select the best and most sex loving slut.

I know, you will not like that answer, but that is how. Once you are the biggest cock loving, deep throating, cum dripping slut the world has ever seen, then the incubus will show himself to you.






devilangel666 -> RE: incubus (6/19/2010 11:55:06 AM)

wow all of these responses enlightened me a lot lol...no more advices ty...its been fun tho.... :)




xssve -> RE: incubus (6/19/2010 7:11:55 PM)

It isn't difficult, you just have to post naked pics.




Elisabella -> RE: incubus (6/19/2010 7:20:48 PM)

Every time I read this I keep thinking of this song:

Electric Hellfire Club - Incubus (rmx)
Was one of my favorite songs back in HS [:D]




AnimusRex -> RE: incubus (6/19/2010 7:39:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: devilangel666
incubus however requires no talk at all,does his thing and vanishes....


Being the giver that I am, I would be willing to give it a shot.




Elisabella -> RE: incubus (6/19/2010 7:47:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex
Being the giver that I am, I would be willing to give it a shot.


Oh did you really have to say that? You could totally own the demon fetish thing, I even have an image in my mind [:D]




Musicmystery -> RE: incubus (6/20/2010 8:32:24 AM)

OK, I found some new information.

To attract an incubus, you will need a live representative from nature, something dark and predatory--a spider would be perfect. Find a spider.

Now, find something long and hard, capable of emitting fluids. Set the spider on this and let it climb.

The hard tube should then, following a darkening of the light, be drenched in fluids itself.

Following the drenching, the light should return, renewing the process.

Here is the chant to repeat while performing this rite:

The incubusy spider climbed up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the incubusy spider climbed up the spout again.

Good luck!




xxblushesxx -> RE: incubus (6/20/2010 8:39:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: devilangel666

im actually from croatia there is no bdsm scene over here....
i dont know did you or did you not had a succubus but if you did i wonder how come you call her a bitch and you got tired of her....or is it that you got tired from having sex?


Plus he lives in or near Chicago, so you really shouldn't be talking to him, yanno?

Although I have heard rumours that the best succubi are Chicago born and bred...




xxblushesxx -> RE: incubus (6/20/2010 8:47:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

OK, I found some new information.

To attract an incubus, you will need a live representative from nature, something dark and predatory--a spider would be perfect. Find a spider.

Now, find something long and hard, capable of emitting fluids. Set the spider on this and let it climb.

The hard tube should then, following a darkening of the light, be drenched in fluids itself.

Following the drenching, the light should return, renewing the process.

Here is the chant to repeat while performing this rite:

The incubusy spider climbed up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the incubusy spider climbed up the spout again.

Good luck!


[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=yourock.gif]




devilangel666 -> RE: incubus (6/22/2010 10:24:36 AM)

im not gnna get a spider thats for sure as id freak out seeing it,plus,i kill all bugs that come along my way,only exception is a butterfly,i let those live...
and why would i say that i live in croatia instead of bosnia...plus thse 2 are neighbour countries...i didnt lie much....




Moonhead -> RE: incubus (6/22/2010 1:43:09 PM)

Here's a thought: google is your friend. Have you tried doing a search for "incubus grimoire" or "book of shadows" or whatever silly term they're instead of spellbooks at the moment? Whatever turns up that isn't connected to an RPG or a horror film might be worth checking out. If nothing else, you might find a few few tips on further reading.




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