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S&MJoke - 4/12/2006 7:23:42 PM

DomLordMike666

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One day Tom's mom was cleaning his room when she came upon a S&M magazine, when she confronted Tom's dad about it he said "Well he's in trouble...but I ain't going to spank him!"

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RE: S&MJoke - 4/13/2006 9:11:08 AM

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LOL!!!!

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RE: S&MJoke - 4/13/2006 7:50:29 PM

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LMAO...that was a good one. I will have to share it!

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RE: S&MJoke - 4/13/2006 10:18:27 PM

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good one but not quite how i heard it.

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RE: S&MJoke - 4/14/2006 12:24:20 AM

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Yeah, same here. Version I heard had more build up.

A mother was cleaning her teenage son's bedroom one day when, while cleaning under the bed, she found a boy full of BDSM magazines and bondage gear. Quite upset by this finding, her called her husband into the room to ask his advice.

"What should we do?" she asked him.

Her husband stood there thinking for awhile, before going, "well... I don't think we should spank him...."

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RE: S&MJoke - 4/20/2006 6:51:54 PM

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LOL

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RE: S&MJoke - 4/20/2006 10:07:26 PM

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Just kinda cute:
"The Fire Engine"
A fire fighter was working on an engine outside the station when he noticed the little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck", the fire fighter said with admiration.

"Thanks" said the little girl. The fire fighter looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicle.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren"