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Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 4:06:03 PM)
quote: Did I say too much, why are my posts all so confusing? It is because you havent got the right spokesperson for the job. James Earl Jones might be available if he isn't busy with his Verizon gig but if he is then I would go with Howie Mandel. You just need a ghostwriter. I have too much time on my hands, I need something to do. Any suggestions?

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 4:20:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge It is because you havent got the right spokesperson for the job. James Earl Jones might be available if he isn't busy with his Verizon gig I loved his voice so much, I used to dial zero over and over again just to hear him say "welcome to bell atlantic" lol quote: I have too much time on my hands, I need something to do. Any suggestions? Good to hear it's time and nothing else on your hands. [sm=banana.gif] How about joining 2 live crew and send "me love you long time" messages to all the women you think are hot. M

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 8:18:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge It is because you havent got the right spokesperson for the job. James Earl Jones might be available if he isn't busy with his Verizon gig I loved his voice so much, I used to dial zero over and over again just to hear him say "welcome to bell atlantic" lol quote: I have too much time on my hands, I need something to do. Any suggestions? Good to hear it's time and nothing else on your hands. [sm=banana.gif] How about joining 2 live crew and send "me love you long time" messages to all the women you think are hot. M Eddited because I didn't continue with asking advice... I have insomnia, what should I do?

Evanesce -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 9:05:16 PM)
quote: I have insomnia, what should I do? Call 20 of your closest friends, wake them up, tell them you're in dire need of help, and when they get to your house, ask them how you can get to sleep. They'll be more than happy to help you with that. I seem to have lost my sense of humor. Should I offer a reward for its safe return?

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 9:57:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: *should i spray paint my old volvo pink?* Of course - all healthy vulva's should be pink especially the undersides and all the nooks and crannies, be sure to shave first! (PS - You should never consider yourself "old" and next time use spell check - I think you spelled vulva wrong.) Hmm, quite right... so i painted it pink as you suggested, nooks n crannies n all, but when i walk the paint cracks and falls off in peices -- now what should I do?

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 10:02:56 PM)
quote: I seem to have lost my sense of humor. Should I offer a reward for its safe return? No I wouldnt bother offering a reward. People lose their sense of humor all the time; you should easily be able to find one lying around.

Takethiswaltz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 10:05:39 PM)
...still wondering what to do about the cracking pink volvo, err, vulva

Wulfchyld -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 10:09:31 PM)
Turtle wax of course. It will restore the pink with a waxy sheen, I was thinking about electric play with a little sub i dont care too much for. should i use 110 or 220?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/18/2006 10:20:26 PM)
quote: I was thinking about electric play with a little sub i dont care too much for. should i use 110 or 220 Neither. Use 480 volts. Remember, it isn't the volts it's the amps. Combining watersports and electrical play is a wonderful idea and should be explored. My refrigerator suddenly shuts off totally and I have to shake it to come back on. What can I do to keep this from happening?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 6:18:58 AM)
Stack the refrigerator on top of the washing machine and keep the washing machine on all day. I hate my boss my job and the crappy pay what should I do to get my dream job?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 8:30:13 AM)
Go to sleep at work. Oh, and takethiswaltz, thin even coats. I've applied for a great job, great money, but The boss, even just hearing him on the phone, is such a pillock. what do I do?

AngelaK -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 9:14:43 AM)
Wear your ipod at work. I've got a terrible crick in my neck that prevents me from turning my head to the right. With gas prices what they are I can't just make huge circles to the left to drive all my errands and I have things I must do. Any ideas?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 12:35:26 PM)
Wear a hat with a mirror stuck out in front of your face so that you can peer up at it to see to the right. I’ve just finished wall papering one of my rooms and have noticed air bubbles all over the place what can I do the fix this decorating nightmare?

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 1:33:55 PM)
quote: I’ve just finished wall papering one of my rooms and have noticed air bubbles all over the place what can I do the fix this decorating nightmare? Simple. Wall paper the rest of the rooms the same way. Claim it is the latest style and tell your friends you are going to be featured in Better Homes and Gardens. Two people in my apartment building keep arguing all the time. Is there something that I can do to get them to stop?

RubberWitch -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 1:40:58 PM)
stand outside their door with a microphone for an hour, then put the resulting tape/mp3 on your stereo at full volume, on loop. They should get the message. C seems to be miserable, but won't tell me whats wrong. how can I gently coax it out of her? J

Gauge -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 2:07:39 PM)
quote: C seems to be miserable, but won't tell me whats wrong. how can I gently coax it out of her? Got a baseball bat? Insert drywall screws in to the bat and cut off the flat ends. Then swing it around while glaring at her. This should send her the message that you care deeply and want to be a comfort to her. I want to get out of debt. Any advice?

puella -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 3:18:38 PM)
Well, you have a couple options.. you can take a needle and puncture each hole and try to smooth the air pocket out... or you can just take the shit down and start over.. as I don't know the extent of the bubbling.. I have no idea which will take you longer.... But good luck regardless! (I really am doomed to nerdome, aren't I?)

Mercnbeth -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 4:57:06 PM)
quote: takethiswaltz: ...still wondering what to do about the cracking pink volvo, err, vulva My guess is that you forgot to first sand it down to the metal, spackle, sand, primer coat, then the final pink paint. You can also use a high gloss with metallic flakes. Make sure you buff it out for a nice shine. Back to Guage... quote: I want to get out of debt. Any advice? Take on a rich slave and have her assume all your debt, turn over all her assets, and have her set up a pay website to keep the cash flow going. A neighbors two trees block my panoramic view of the South Bay of LA.

UtopianRanger -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 6:54:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth quote: takethiswaltz: ...still wondering what to do about the cracking pink volvo, err, vulva My guess is that you forgot to first sand it down to the metal, spackle, sand, primer coat, then the final pink paint. You can also use a high gloss with metallic flakes. Make sure you buff it out for a nice shine. Back to Guage... quote: I want to get out of debt. Any advice? Take on a rich slave and have her assume all your debt, turn over all her assets, and have her set up a pay website to keep the cash flow going. A neighbors two trees block my panoramic view of the South Bay of LA. Hire Joe's tree service and have them sawed down. I have a examine for my math 111 class tomorrow and I haven't studied worth shit. What should I do?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (4/19/2006 7:00:13 PM)
Answer all the questions in essay form, about how the Russian revolution corresponds to the ironic hyperbole in the Matrix. That should throw them off... I know it did me! My pen exploded when I nuked it. What can I do to prevent this in the future? Yours, benji

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