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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:33:25 PM)

OOOH!!! It is SO HOT when the junk falls out the sides!!!

~~goes to rustle through the unnerpance drawer!




cloudboy -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:34:36 PM)


You pass the IQ test on this subject matter.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:34:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Lance is something of a maths expert
Psssst...so is VC [8D]

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"On your knees, bitch."


Oh, Sir! Take me, take me like the knicker-wearing maths demon You are!




LanceHughes -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:42:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
Lance is something of a maths expert
Psssst...so is VC [8D]
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"On your knees, bitch."

Oh, Sir! Take me, take me like the knicker-wearing maths demon You are!


/Lance is totally confused.  Why do you ask for maths help and yet claim an expert status./

/Lance is TOTALLY confused by your reaction to his "starting" ploy.  I was thinking a little resistance would be in the works..... at least a touch of coyness.  But, oh NO! Just "Let's get it ON!" with a teeny "Sir" thrown in so that I don't get to lost as to whether it's maths help or .... other help you desire./

/Lance needs to sit quietly and figure out whether he's "up" for an on-line session.  Oh, he can do it, rest assured.  Just that his..... hasn't been working properly recently."   <ETA: his keyboard.>  LOL/




DarlingSavage -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:45:49 PM)

Y'all are a filthy dirty lot and are going straight to hell for this thread!  




Rochsub2009 -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:47:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Sure does-I'll cmail you my maths homework posthaste! :D



Something tells me that I'm going to need a Cray supercomputer to do YOUR math homework.





Andalusite -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:48:28 PM)

Math could be fun to mix with S/M though! I'm planning to do an integral symbol, maybe followed by dx, the next time I do cell popping on my femsub playpartner.[;)] Instead of making people count, you could watch them try to do equations while they're all sub-spacey! I saw someone in bondage, with math theorems as felt-tip marker body art between the ropes once.




BentUnit -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:48:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Y'all are a filthy dirty lot and are going straight to hell for this thread!  


Yayayay..and I'll have y'all for company.
Sweet!




LanceHughes -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:49:46 PM)

More commonly know Lance Fact: Lance owns a full set of gradiated, honest to gawd, cane canes.  No plastic, metal, etc.  The little one is quite whippie.  At least that's the reaction I've heard.  "Whippie...."

Once upon a time, before digital cams.... sigh..... I used them to lay down a symmetrical pattern on a boy's back.  He marked instantly, so the grid work of three different sizes (out of 5) stayed in a beautiful pattern.  I was able to control the ends so there was no overlap.  Acheived an incredible 3-d effect.  Right after that, moved to Australia on a long-term business assignment.

If he ever visits..... he WILL get the same - and there WILL be photos.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:50:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

/Lance is totally confused.  Why do you ask for maths help and yet claim an expert status./
Reference to the homework slavery thread.

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/Lance is TOTALLY confused by your reaction to his "starting" ploy.  I was thinking a little resistance would be in the works..... at least a touch of coyness.  But, oh NO! Just "Let's get it ON!" with a teeny "Sir" thrown in so that I don't get to lost as to whether it's maths help or .... other help you desire./
Sarcasm, Mr Hughes. You haz heard of it? [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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/Lance needs to sit quietly and figure out whether he's "up" for an on-line session.  Oh, he can do it, rest assured.  Just that his..... hasn't been working properly recently."   <ETA: his keyboard.>  LOL/
Is that 'cause you spilt stuff all over it when I made that joke about...whatever that joke was about that I now forget...?
[8D]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:52:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009


Something tells me that I'm going to need a Cray supercomputer to do YOUR math homework.
You should be honoured that I would trust you with my grades even in jest.

Less moaning, more counting.
[:D]




DarlingSavage -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 4:56:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BentUnit

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ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Y'all are a filthy dirty lot and are going straight to hell for this thread!  


Yayayay..and I'll have y'all for company.
Sweet!



Go to heaven for the weather, go to hell for the company! 




LanceHughes -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:00:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Andalusite

Math could be fun to mix with S/M though! I'm planning to do an integral symbol, maybe followed by dx, the next time I do cell popping on my femsub playpartner.[;)] Instead of making people count, you could watch them try to do equations while they're all sub-spacey! I saw someone in bondage, with math theorems as felt-tip marker body art between the ropes once.


I've had great effect making the boy count in reverse as we go.  Start at 50.  He counts down until you say reverse.  then he must tell how many SO FAR as in "what's the next stroke, boy?".  Well, see there's this zero origin problem.....  50, 49,48 reverse he can't subtract 48 from 50 and start counting 2,3,4  The right answer is 4, 5, 6 'cause 48 was 3 rec'd.  so when you're at 6 if he ever gets that far.... 50, 49, 48, reverse, 4, 5, 6, reverse. And the next stroke is: the same as if he's had the 6 strokes numbered 50, 49,48,47,46,45..... the next stroke being 44. Note: he was at 6, and now, you CAN subtract from 50 to get next stroke 44......

Loads of fun if you (the flogger) know the secret and have pushed him far enough into sub-space.

I have a bottom that refuses to play this game.  HE just won't count and that kinda takes the fun out of it, y'think?




LanceHughes -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:05:25 PM)

On track..... on track..... Whew!  Just thought of it.
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Sometimes, when I did my math (US spelling) homework, I would take in the shorts!
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Brillant, Lance.  Absolutely brilliant!




Rochsub2009 -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:08:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Less moaning, more counting.



"Whack!!!"

One.  Thank you, Ma'am.  May I please have another?

"Whack!!!"

Two.  Thank you, Ma'am.  May I please have another?

"Whack!!!"

Three.  Thank you, Ma'am.  May I please have another?






Andalusite -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:10:19 PM)

Lance, if I'm subspacey enough, I can barely say red, or my own name, much less do math. It could be fun to try, though! The people who want me to give them a number on a scale of 1-10 are really tough for me to play with, though. I can't make up my mind whether it's a 2, a 3, or a 4, so I dither. The one time I had a scene like that, I was tempted to say "pi," "e" or "cube root of 11" or something.




LanceHughes -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:10:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Less moaning, more counting.



"Whack!!!"

One.  Thank you, Ma'am.  May I please have another?

"Whack!!!"

Two.  Thank you, Ma'am.  May I please have another?

"Whack!!!"

Three.  Thank you, Ma'am.  May I please have another?





You are to get 50 total, reverse!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:12:06 PM)

Rochsub,

More important maths:

If you get on a plane from wherever you are right now, at whatever time it is right now, and the time difference between there and here is whatever it is:

what time will you be at my front door? [:D]




Rochsub2009 -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:19:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

Rochsub,

More important maths:

If you get on a plane from wherever you are right now, at whatever time it is right now, and the time difference between there and here is whatever it is:

what time will you be at my front door? [:D]


knock knock!

(I forgot to tell you that I invented transporter technology). 




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Men in my panties. (6/27/2010 5:21:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009


(I forgot to tell you that I invented transporter technology). 

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