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BitaTruble -> Inventions (4/13/2006 11:40:15 AM)
Howard Stern had a spanking machine on his show several times. I thought it was a wonderful piece of machinary, albeit some tweaking needed to be done, but it got me to thinking how come there are not more inventions for the kink minded? How come we don't have a great automatic flogging machine yet? Has anyone bought a programmable robot to give out orders to their slaves for when they are away? There are so many items which have been perverted for kink purposes, but what actual inventions can we credit to strictly the BDSM world? It seems to me that the mass involvement in online kink would create a huge market for such things as an auto-cropper or a nipple puller (batteries included would be nice!) Where are those wonderfully deviant minds? How much would something like a flogging machine cost the consumer? It just can't be that difficult. A few gears, a couple of pieces of leather, a power source. Why aren't these things on the market? What would you like to see invented... and what would you actually purchase if it were available? Celeste

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 11:51:26 AM)
House of Gord is pretty good for that, and Sar of Treve. I think a lot of kinksters are handicrafts, but for more personal use. I think it's a kink in itself- mostly males who love to break out the tools and make their own equipment. There's a reason lots of people call Home Depot, "Dom Depot." In general I think it's just because it's not something we're taught or interested in- same reason we go to Ikea rather than crafting things together from Home Depot. I know I'd prefer to be a consumer. When I bought rope from twistedmonk, I mentioned I wanted an all pink toybag and he told me that I wasn't the first to say that. I told him that was great because it meant stuff would be easier to find. If people want to get all crafty and stuff, go for it. But it's not something I'm very interested or good at (anything requiring more than a screwdriver is a huge project for me). Most of my scenes are done with just a few toys anyway.

NeedToUseYou -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 11:59:13 AM)
The robo spanker is funny as hell. I love it. I think that's what they call the spanking machine on howard stern.

BitaTruble -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 12:03:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NeedToUseYou The robo spanker is funny as hell. I love it. I think that's what they call the spanking machine on howard stern. Yup, that's the one. The 'eggs' episodes are a bit on the messy side, but what's a slave for if not to clean up after their Masters make a mess. ::chuckles:: Celeste

fastlane -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 12:12:26 PM)
Bitatruble is an Entrepenuer but didn't know it. Write down your thoughts and ideas, make some rudimentary sketches and who knows, you may be the next Bill Gates? I'm currently working on a toy that will keep me hard 24/7 I take two popsicle sticks and splint my cock so that it is a continuous erection and I call it my "Cocksicle" Kinda like the cremesicle with a nice surprise once you lick it appropriately. Well, It's a start, anyway!

Proprietrix -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 12:39:41 PM)
I would purchase a sex drive remover, a "put him in the corner using physical force" robot (or crane?), a morning untethering machine (so I don't have to get out of bed for untetherings), and did I mention a sex-drive remover? :)

Smythe -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 2:42:16 PM)
Serious part --> The problem is, a lot of this stuff is pleasurable because of the process, not the goal. I love wrapping the rope, I love tying knots. Giving a spanking or a paddling is too fun to delegate it to some machine. OTOH, giving some thought to the actual OP's question I have to say that my favorite fantasy machine is a milking machine for men. I read about one once in a story and couldn't stop thinking about it for days. I like your mind, celeste. Smythe

PlayfulOne -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 2:47:48 PM)
Ms Celeste, But thos inventions would take away my best asset, this big old arms and as the little one puts it "those vice like" hands. Things just arent' as much fun for me if I can't put my hands on someone, :). Peace K

slavejali -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 2:55:03 PM)
I would invent a Master Cam...where all Masters could have a camera installed at their workplace so their slaves can look at them while they are work * Ok its already possible with todays technology, maybe I would have to invent the idea to get him to agree to it grin I just love watching a man work, it's so ...manly.

BitaTruble -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 2:58:06 PM)
Ah, but application is everything! Imagine, if you will, that you come home from work, your favorite TV show is on, dinner is already eaten and your submissive is bugging you during the last 10 mins of the new South Park episode. Wouldn't it be lovely to just tell her to go hook herself up to the machine, finish watching South Park then take over with her already nice and warmed up. ;) Or, what if you, heaven forbid, break your arm or have to go to a work convention for a couple of weeks. I think I'd get a kick out of just video taping someone in such a situation, but then, I'm a voyeur in addition to many other things. ::chuckles:: I'd like to see a machine with several attachments to fit a cane, crop or flogger. Maybe one which drips wax to boot. Ah, the possibilities. Celeste

slavejali -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 3:03:35 PM)
I perked a bit at the wax dropping machine..now that would be fabulous~!

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 3:40:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble How come we don't have a great automatic flogging machine yet? Invent a life support for a whip? Now we'll never get the male subs to come to munches!! (C'mon, someone had to say it!!) Cin <~ who doesn't need to be flamed for joking!

PlayfulOne -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 4:38:28 PM)
pictures a room full of male slaves all chained to the wall, with the whipping machines in full swing ty cinful, I'm never gonna get that out of my head, lol K

BitaTruble -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 4:54:30 PM)
Electric Whartenburg wheels, self-squeezing cock rings, automatic ball stretchers, battery operated speculums, time release handcuffs, hydraulic spiked heels, remote control zippers, wax painting kits with acetate template sheets.. I mean, come on! Where are these things? I have an Amex card just waiting to be used! ::laughs:: Celeste

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 5:09:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PlayfulOne pictures a room full of male slaves all chained to the wall, with the whipping machines in full swing ty cinful, I'm never gonna get that out of my head, lol K You're so welcome. [sm=flying.gif]

sweetbbwsub31 -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 8:30:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slavejali I perked a bit at the wax dropping machine..now that would be fabulous~! OH.. now i like that one.

SweetPosession -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 11:42:33 PM)
That's so sad... Part of what makes kink so great is the undeniable connection with other humans. That's what makes a power exchange so... well, powerful. Emotional and even spiritual involvement is what makes a scene really work. Even if the play itself is completely disasterous, a scene can still be hot if the people in it are hot for each other. A submissive takes great pleasure in a task because it will make her Dom happy, or it will make His life easier. A submissive does not get an inner glow from knowing she's done something nice for an inanimate object.

BitaTruble -> RE: Inventions (4/13/2006 11:57:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetPosession That's so sad... Part of what makes kink so great is the undeniable connection with other humans. That's what makes a power exchange so... well, powerful. Emotional and even spiritual involvement is what makes a scene really work. Even if the play itself is completely disasterous, a scene can still be hot if the people in it are hot for each other. A submissive takes great pleasure in a task because it will make her Dom happy, or it will make His life easier. A submissive does not get an inner glow from knowing she's done something nice for an inanimate object. Sad for you, perhaps but certainly not for everyone. I have had extrodinary scenes without any emotional or spiritual involvement with another person. Just people who enjoyed the talents the other possessed. I dare say that Master would get a real kick out of hooking me up to a machine and watch my discomfort rise as he sat back sipping a Coke and laughed. In fact, there are times when play is prohibitive because of his diabetis where I'm quite sure he'd appreciate getting all the benefits of paining me without actually having to do the work. To each their own though. If it's sad for you, simply don't do it, but please don't think you speak for 'submissives' when you speak only for yourself. You have no idea what gives me any glow or what I take pleasure in. Celeste

SweetPosession -> RE: Inventions (4/14/2006 12:03:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: SweetPosession That's so sad... Part of what makes kink so great is the undeniable connection with other humans. That's what makes a power exchange so... well, powerful. Emotional and even spiritual involvement is what makes a scene really work. Even if the play itself is completely disasterous, a scene can still be hot if the people in it are hot for each other. A submissive takes great pleasure in a task because it will make her Dom happy, or it will make His life easier. A submissive does not get an inner glow from knowing she's done something nice for an inanimate object. Sad for you, perhaps but certainly not for everyone. I have had extrodinary scenes without any emotional or spiritual involvement with another person. Just people who enjoyed the talents the other possessed. I dare say that Master would get a real kick out of hooking me up to a machine and watch my discomfort rise as he sat back sipping a Coke and laughed. In fact, there are times when play is prohibitive because of his diabetis where I'm quite sure he'd appreciate getting all the benefits of paining me without actually having to do the work. To each their own though. If it's sad for you, simply don't do it, but please don't think you speak for 'submissives' when you speak only for yourself. You have no idea what gives me any glow or what I take pleasure in. Celeste Thank you so much for responding! I didn't at all mean to suggest that I know what all submissives want, and I never thought of it the way you put it. I was basing my opinions on my (sparse) experience subbing and the expressions of subs I've worked with and talked to. I absolutely stand corrected. Lexi

acctonthelook -> RE: Inventions (4/14/2006 12:19:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble I mean, come on! Where are these things? I have an Amex card just waiting to be used! ::laughs:: Celeste Oh Celeste, I love this thread! Full of humor and you do have a great mind for this! I'm not that creative by far! acctonthelook

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