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Mercnbeth -> WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" offends... (4/13/2006 12:32:45 PM)
'tis the season... My *favorite* "lifestyle" riddle/joke... *Q - Why did Jesus die on the cross??????* *(lightning bolts await below...)* . . . *(do you reeaallly want to know????)* . . *(last warning....)* . . . . . *A - He forgot his 'safe-word'.* *[&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]* (Editorial comment....Does that make him a "sub" versus "slave"? )

windchymes -> RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" offends... (4/13/2006 1:07:59 PM)
Whooooooooooa![:D] Just deciding whether to have burgers or ribs for the annual Good Friday BBQ tomorrow.

RubberWitch -> RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" offends... (4/13/2006 1:24:24 PM)
Remember, good friday gives all good christians the opportunity to reflect upon the last seven words of Jesus, whispered unto Peter from the cross. "I can see your house from here" J

Mercnbeth -> RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" offends... (4/13/2006 1:43:39 PM)
quote: Just deciding whether to have burgers or ribs for the annual Good Friday BBQ tomorrow. windchymes, Not me! No sir - I'm "sacrificing"! No BBQ or any other meat! I'm suffering through my standard "Good Friday" fare of 'Beluga Sturgeon Caviar', shrimp scampi, and broiled twin lobster tails, stuffed with crab meat. I know - it's a sin not to have a nice pate appetizer, and a 8 ounce fillet would go well with the lobster, but for one day, for the sake of my beliefs I'll suffer.[:)]

Sub03 -> RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" offends... (4/13/2006 10:26:28 PM)
thats horibble.....but very funny lol.[:D][:D][:D][:D]

ThatLilBrat -> RE: WARNING!! - Do not read if "sacrilege" offends... (4/14/2006 12:52:42 AM)
I REALLY didn't want to laugh at that ...... hangs head in faux shame ... [:D] but I did anyway .[sm=ofcourse.gif]

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