You asks "Would you rather kiss an Elephants Ass, or a bunny's nose?" Hopefully "A bunny's nose", will be the answer. Then pull out your pants pockets out and let them flop down like a bunny's ears...unzip...and wait for the Kiss!
I guess the way id tell that joke is this, would you rather kiss an elephants ass or an elephants trunk, and hopefully they would say {female} i would ask You all can do what You want .. she would say an Elephants trunk and i would pull out my jean pockets and unzip my fly..... hehe