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FirmhandKY -> What is the speed of flatus? (6/23/2010 7:40:44 PM)
[image]http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/facts-about-your-farts/fart_facts.jpg[/image] Seven miles an hour. But damn, sometimes they seem faster! And what's with the "1% Other Stuff"? Firm

Termyn8or -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/23/2010 8:25:55 PM)
I find it hard to believe they are only 7% methane, for I have seen them burn. T

TheHeretic -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/23/2010 8:34:03 PM)
7 mph, huh? Maybe I need to be a bit quicker with the blanket.

CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 2:16:38 AM)
"You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart." [sm=rofl.gif] Women could never have written this...and omg, how in the WORLD did someone clock the speed of a fart? What a job designation that would be... The only one worse was the poor shmuck whose job was "fart sniffer, odor tester." I also wonder if they handed out dramamine instead of coffee. 4 hour work days, cuz who'd want to think about lunch break.

DomImus -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 6:23:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia "You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own fart." [sm=rofl.gif] That damned sure does not apply to a chamber full of someone else's farts.

sirsholly -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 6:25:10 AM)
Firm...where do you get this stuff? Never mind...i really don't want to know.

FirmhandKY -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 10:12:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Firm...where do you get this stuff? Never mind...i really don't want to know. [8D]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 10:42:39 AM)
Damn, I was so hoping to finally find out why bathtub farts smell so much worse than plain air farts....... Sighs....

lusciouslips19 -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 10:45:48 AM)
Somebody has WAY too much time on their hands!

sexyred1 -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 11:08:23 AM)
Only a man would start a thread on farting. :)

FirmhandKY -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 12:50:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Only a man would start a thread on farting. :) I've got one on boogers going, too. [8D] Firm

calamitysandra -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 1:56:43 PM)
Is Treasure out of town? [:D]

MasterG2kTR -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 5:13:17 PM)
ROFL!!! Good post.... 7 mph.....they are that slow only because they get slowed down a lot by your underwear.... [;)] Though nobody describes it better than George Carlin and here's one more from George

TreasureKY -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 6:37:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: calamitysandra Is Treasure out of town? [:D] lol... Nope. Just been too busy working to otherwise entertain Firm. [;)] sighs Farts and boogers. No matter how much I adore him, he's still a man.

TreasureKY -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 6:50:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or I find it hard to believe they are only 7% methane, for I have seen them burn. T Far be it from me to encourage this, but here's where everyone else can view the same flammable phenomenon: MythBusters - Flatulence This also answers the oft asked question, "do girls pass gas?" [;)]

thornhappy -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (6/24/2010 6:51:00 PM)
I don't know if I've said it before, but you, sir, are an evil man! quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic 7 mph, huh? Maybe I need to be a bit quicker with the blanket.

sunshinemiss -> RE: What is the speed of flatus? (7/19/2010 1:33:43 AM)
Look what I found on wimp.com http://www.wimp.com/toiletrestaurant/

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