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There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 7:21:18 AM

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Saw this on one of Brain's loopy websites. Those are some savvy priests at a church in Kansas.

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 7:34:41 AM

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I will selflessly volunteer to help these young women come to grips (*ahem*) with their urges.

Oh, yes! To help them TURN AWAY from said urges! Right!

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 7:41:17 AM

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Sorry Steve....no Jews allowed

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 9:50:07 AM

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Well, the last part was right. I don't know any women who struggle with masturbation. Hell, its no struggle at all, well cept when I tell me "Not until you get your chores done bitch!"

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 12:22:22 PM

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I didn't read the article, but I would probably do the chick in the pic......I'm beyond help.

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 12:28:25 PM

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You just need some flagellating!

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 12:34:36 PM

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or a nap

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 12:38:55 PM

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Geez.... you must be new. The nap comes AFTER the beating!

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RE: There's help for you sluts - 6/26/2010 12:40:04 PM

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Well, the last part was right. I don't know any women who struggle with masturbation. Hell, its no struggle at all, well cept when I tell me "Not until you get your chores done bitch!"

I didnt read the article, am tired and not in the mood but the bolded bit here is worth mentioning. It is actually tragic how many women have not ever had an orgasm and do struggle with whacking off and all of it.

I feel sorry for these women and there are way too many of them.

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