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I have an important questions for the mistress's hott g... - 6/26/2010 8:00:15 PM   
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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/26/2010 11:37:20 PM   
LafayetteLady


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Status: offline 		Well duh! A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Was there a point?

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 12:11:17 AM   
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Well duh!  A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.  Was there a point?


Spread the seed.  From Undefeated's profile:  "I have a fan space on my space with over 7 k friends so if you want to see if im real go over there".  I believe this is the point.

E.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 12:17:50 AM   
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On My space I am friends with Weird Al and Yusef Islam... I am also friends with Kurt Cobain and I have yet to figure out how that works.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 12:48:36 AM   
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This is not YOUR thead, just one your started, and once posted will be here till the Mods remove it... I believe that will happen soon.

The Brain is an Organ buddy not a Muscle, so it's obvious where you show up on that scale.

My Profile has what people need to know, if they want to know more they can get to know me.

I guess you think that looks are all that matters in this world, more-so I bet you believe that people you find unattractive are Universally unattractive, I assure you this is not true, I may be overweight but I have NEVER had problems entertaining women in any respect of the word.

Keep going you are almost doing all the work for me.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:11:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		It seems that you're very proud of yourself and your sports, and this is the weekend...and you're bored and enjoying some beer.
 
I hope you're just having fun and the attitude gets better; you're one of the young hotties here and it's a shame that you have decided to behave in a way that might make someone think less of you.  I've met movie stars before, when I was young and lived in California, and each of them behaved like gentlemen and it made me even more proud of them.  If you have such a fan following, why not give them someone to admire for more than his physique and ability for sports?
 
Is this how your mother taught you to behave in the presence of others?  You can do better than this.
 
Now to answer your question:
quote:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I'd have to say...however much was necessary to catch the attention of...
"She sells sea shells down by the sea shore."

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:14:45 AM   
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Say it three times, fast. What's that? You can't?

Colour me unsurprised.


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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:15:12 AM   
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I love it when you talk dirty, E 


Well, given that I've not yet replied to your thread ("Unashamed Trolling Take 2: The Painplay Version!"), I had to redeem myself somehow. :-)

Elan.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:20:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

Well, given that I've not yet replied to your thread ("Unashamed Trolling Take 2: The Painplay Version!")...
See, until you said that I'd assumed that you just didn't check the AAS board-but you've given yourself away now...




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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:29:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

All tongue twisters fall in the path of the mighty 'Irish wristwatch'.

Say it three times, fast. What's that? You can't?

Colour me unsurprised.



I have mastered every tongue twister I've ever heard...until this one.  Never in a million years...
 
How in the world did you ever hear of this one?
 
<Is still tying anyway cuz she's so stubborn and bored.>
 
I feel like I've got a speech impediment now and need to volunteer my voice to the cartoon community.  Oh!  Helium...I sooooo wish I had some helium while attempting to say that.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:32:08 AM   
ElanSubdued


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See, until you said that I'd assumed that you just didn't check the AAS board-but you've given yourself away now...


Actually, I'll give myself away *twice*.  As of late, there are two threads that caused me to do some serious reflection and soul searching.  The first one was LA's thread ("Boys... Speak up and tell us what is it that you want!, Take 2").  The second thread is yours.  Even though I typed quite a bit to myself in private, I've not answered either online yet.  Both sets of answers are a work in progress and a dialog with myself.  So... while I'm not meaning to bait you or anyone, I may or may not post my answers... which also means I owe LA an apology because quite some time back I promised to answer her thread.

E.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:33:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		I heard it from a schoolfriend when I was about 13. He couldn't say it.

To date, I'm the only person I've met who can say it fluently, and it took me years.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:39:20 AM   
VaguelyCurious


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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

So... while I'm not meaning to bait you or anyone, I may or may not post my answers
No pressure at all, my love-obviously I would love to read what you have to say but it's far more important that you can feel comfortable with everything you post, and if that means you don't post your answer then that's absolutely fine.


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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:42:31 AM   
ElanSubdued


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Oh, alright.  I'll be better behaved and just answer the OP.  My answer is:

The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

(And yes, for better or worse, I'm a Wikipedia whore.)

E.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:44:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		That? Does not compare to Irish wristwatch.

I said it on the third try.

I'm afraid wikipedia loses out in this instance.


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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:45:25 AM   
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No pressure at all, my love - obviously I would love to read what you have to say but it's far more important that you can feel comfortable with everything you post, and if that means you don't post your answer then that's absolutely fine.


It seemed appropriate to acknowledge this outside of tongue twisters.  Thank you for your grace and understanding.

E.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 1:49:29 AM   
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VaguelyCurious:
That?  Does not compare to Irish wristwatch.  I said it on the third try.  I'm afraid wikipedia loses out in this instance.


Wiki's got Irish wristwatch covered too.  Actually, I tend to agree with you.  Irish wristwatch is craftily understated and much more difficult than it appears.  Still, I've been practicing it over the last, few minutes and have obtained some results.  It's much easier if you break it down.  Start with "wristwatch" in slow succession and then work this up to speed.  Now, add in Irish.  When you do it this way, it's quite easy.  Here's a few people that do seem to be having quite a time with it!  As follows:

Irish Wristwatch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsd6_MH5-lY

Irish Wristwatch! (really short vlog)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_XU5Bxtgfc

E.

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 2:20:30 AM   
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And yes I'm fat, that's okay I can lose weight, you will always be an uneducated sad replacement for a vibrator.


Not even, I'd still rather have the vibrator

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 2:23:59 AM   
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I rish-wrist watch, Irish wristwrotch, Iris writch twatched...



Ah, yanno...for those of us who have attention deficit and dyslexia, this qualifies as a form of torture. 

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RE: I have an important questions for the mistress's ho... - 6/27/2010 2:26:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

When you do it this way, it's quite easy.
Competence is sexy


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