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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:26:44 AM

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Is the missing penis old, shriveled, and dried up? Uh...I think I found it. Any chance I can get mine back?

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:28:19 AM

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A good penis is hard to find.

hopefully he isn't going to come looking for it.

That sounds like a great plot for a B movie...Revenge of the eunuch?

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 7:53:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: igor2003

Is the missing penis old, shriveled, and dried up? Uh...I think I found it. Any chance I can get mine back?

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 8:00:22 AM

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I didnt know about Tuts thingy, need to go look at the link lates.

I do know that Osiris was cut all up by jealous ol Set who then rithlessly dispersed his body parts hither and tither. Isis went around gathering the bits but couldnt find his dink. She fashioned one out of a branch and they made love one more time where she was impregnated with Horus and Bast. Osiris ascended at that point unable to remain on earth even though Isis magically and lovingly frankensteined him back togeher.

Osiris threw his eyes down one for each of his children and they became the All-seeing eye, or wedjet, that symbol we all pretty much know.

Rasputin is another great and fascinating story. I love that story and have read as much as I have been able to find on that time period.

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 8:11:35 AM

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Several years ago, Pure Romance (might have been called Slumber Parties at the time) sold an incredible vibe that they called "King Tut." It was my favorite toy for years....until my dog ate it. I swear, no lying, the dog found it and ate it. *tragic sighs* I did find one almost exactly the same, but it's now called "Clitopatra" or something or other. A former Master bought it for me to replace the eaten one.

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 8:14:14 AM

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Where in the world is King Tuts penis?

Considering how the entombing process works, probably in a clay jar. Although I did not click on the link.

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 8:15:20 AM

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Born in Arizona moved to Babylonia

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 8:59:58 AM

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A former Master bought it for me to replace the eaten one.

And that's why today she is known as "The Eaten One...."

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 10:14:38 AM

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Is the missing penis old, shriveled, and dried up? Uh...I think I found it. Any chance I can get mine back?

if i can't get the coffee stain out of my white tee shirt, i am holding you personally liable

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 12:11:59 PM

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Just take it off and run warm water on it. I use a dab of toothpaste to scrub real good.

Next, you put a new shirt on so these fellows would not the xxx thoughts about you...

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RE: King Tuts penis is missing! - 7/1/2010 12:56:52 PM

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