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LuciferKiss -> Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 12:02:14 PM)
I am a 40 year old, totally old school "fuck it punk". I woke up the other day (honestly about 2 weeks ago) and realized in a big way that I am a Control Freak. I am a Tattoo Artist...yeah, yeah, yeah...it's cool, whatever. Hit me up about tattooing at your own risk. I am here for play, not biznatch. I have a slave. She is supposedly new to this as well... But I think she is a whore. She has logged as many miles as me...and I have been around enough to be good at what I do. The cunt....she makes my hair gray and my cock stiff. And...LOL... she is the one who likes tension and release. LMFAO!!! I admit it... I like her. But hell if that is going to stop me from busting her ass!!! Fuck!!! It's ON!!! (insert warcry here, lol) Hey, seriously, I am looking for subs that my girl can watch me train (when she is being a brat) making me demonstrate on someone else what is expected of her. Cunts only please. I would not mind help from other Doms, if they see some blatant fuck up on my part ( I might make a mistake...but I doubt it) but as with any predator...approach me cautiously. If you would like to bust down my sub, through text...ask me FIRST. DO NOT MESS WITH MY BITCH...please.. She will be on here reading my wit, wisdom, threats and flirts. She will talk... but I am possessive. Leave her alone unless I give the nod. BTW, her name is "M". She is a 47 year old nurse. That could be a good thing if I have a heart attack nailing her to the wall. LOL. Anyways....ummmm....well... yep, that's it. Dig?

BitaTruble -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 12:05:38 PM)
lol.. love it! Welcome to the boards and good luck to ya. Totally classic. :D

LuciferKiss -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 12:17:37 PM)
Thank you BitaTrouble, for your prompt welcome. This looks like a cool place. Tell me...is this a cool place? Are there solid people on these forums that are intelligent and fun? I truly am new to this, but I do not want to be surrounded by MOSTLY idiots who cannot appreciate fine play. You seem positive enough and that is a good sign... but I would like your opinion.

BonesFromAsh -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 12:19:06 PM)
[sm=applause.gif] That was one heck of an introduction! You'll fit right in here...which should scared the bejesus out of you. Welcome and enjoy!

BitaTruble -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 12:43:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LuciferKiss Thank you BitaTrouble, for your prompt welcome. This looks like a cool place. Tell me...is this a cool place? Are there solid people on these forums that are intelligent and fun? I truly am new to this, but I do not want to be surrounded by MOSTLY idiots who cannot appreciate fine play. You seem positive enough and that is a good sign... but I would like your opinion. It's above average. There are always asshats around but that's true of anywhere. For the most part, you won't have any problem finding quality dialogue in the General Discussions forum, outright silliness down in Polls and Random Stupidity, plenty of heat in Politics and Religion and, overall, what you put out is pretty much what you'll get back. From your opening post, you appear the sort who's gonna keep it all real and that's always a good thing. Most of the quality posters here do that as well and I'm sure you will have more than enough to keep you entertained if you give it half a chance.

LuciferKiss -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 12:53:29 PM)
Thank you, BitaTrouble. I am pleased to meet you.

myotherself -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 1:35:35 PM)
welcome Lucifer! Collarme welcomes people who can spell, construct a sentence, and are the proud owner of a sense of humour [:D]

SirsJewel -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 2:06:23 PM)
Wecome! Very fun intro,hope You have a great time ~ jewels

Valyraen -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 5:18:48 PM)
Welcome Lu! Doesn't sound like you've have any problem fitting in here at all... you poor, poor, troubled soul [:D] Like the lady said, we've got our fair share of idjits, but you can just about always find a thread that's worth the trouble to read through. You seem to already have the tools needed to have a great time here - a well-honed sense of humor, most of all. Look forward to seein' more from you in the future!

DarkSteven -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 5:44:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LuciferKiss I do not want to be surrounded by MOSTLY idiots who cannot appreciate fine play. Depends on what you're into. if you're all right with just standing and holding hands, you will blend in fine here. But if you're one of those perverts who want to do kinky things like hugging and kissing... Just kidding! Welcome!

sirsholly -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 6:13:11 PM)
There are idiots...on COLLARME????????? NO!!!!! Say it ain't so!

sirsholly -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 6:14:58 PM)
Hey Luci....welcome to the nuthouse[:)]

LuciferKiss -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 7:36:16 PM)
hello everybody. this is "m" speaking. thank you for looking at my Master's intro post. We are just starting our night, and he wanted to show me collarme.com and make me introduce myself. thank you for the kind welcome. Lucifer Kiss here... Thank you "m"... for being considerate of our new friends. You are a fast learner...keep it up. Breaking news folks... my little "m" is embarassed that I gave away her age. She is shaking her head in a new and exciting way about me revealing that she is not a spring chicken. All that movement from her has my mouth watering. I see dinner and it trembles before me. I politely ask that you all welcome her by making a point about her being a dried up old prune. She may be easy on my eyes, but she needs to be dusted off and the cobwebs blown out. You guys should see her eyes! Marvelous!!!! Thank you, Lucifer.

BitaTruble -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 7:48:15 PM)
Welcome to collarme, m. I'm not going to crack any dried up old prune jokes because.. um.. I'm older than you but welcome anyway! :D Grandma Bita

Jeffff -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 8:07:34 PM)
Take your tired sadistic ass to bed! ma'am [8D]

MissAsylum -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 8:23:31 PM)
geez-its like a freaking nursing home for kinksters around here.

Valyraen -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 8:27:51 PM)
Damned if the thought didn't just pop into my head and refuse to leave... anyone else wonder what a gumjob feels like?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 8:35:00 PM)
Sadly, Val, I have no penis, so I can only imagine! Lucifer and companion, welcome to the funny farm!! [:D]

SirsJewel -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 8:38:13 PM)
Welcome m, we are the same age and last i checked i wasn't dry,hehe, i doubt you are either,so somebody else needs prunes,lol ~ jewels

DarkSteven -> RE: Blah-Blah-blaaaahhh. (6/30/2010 9:01:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissAsylum geez-its like a freaking nursing home for kinksters around here. GET OFF MY LAWN!!! Damn kids.

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