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sunshinemiss -> The clouds covering up the sun... (7/1/2010 11:49:59 PM)

Hi,
My name is sunshine, and I've been on CM for about two years. I don't receive these 20 emails a day, the "on your knees bitch" emails, nor the scammer emails. I want to add that I've met a person or two from this website, and have been to real life events all over the place.

What is wrong with me? Anybody know what's wrong with me? Am I too old? too feisty? not pretty enough? I mean really....




LaserKitty -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:13:38 AM)

maybe you need to be more outgoing?




myotherself -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:15:03 AM)

get yer tits out on yer profile pic.

That oughta fix the problem [:D]




sunshinemiss -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:16:45 AM)

More outgoing....
tits on the profile....

*got it!!!!




LaserKitty -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:20:15 AM)

maybe a bum shot too?




sunshinemiss -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:26:49 AM)

Oh lord... *nobody* wants to see my bum!

But the decolletage... yes, I am hubba hubba there.




Zevar -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:29:43 AM)

Post a Video on your profile entitled....
"Sensual touch" Starring: feisty sunshine

Might bring in some email? Just a thought....




sunshinemiss -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:37:51 AM)

HAHAHAHAHA

I'll work on that.




Zevar -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 12:45:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

HAHAHAHAHA

I'll work on that.


Excellent, that’s the spirit!

"Sensual touch" Starring: feisty sunshine
Take 1 …Roll Tape




Ligeia72 -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 1:35:01 AM)

Clearly you're just not the Whippomatic 2000, I think that's your problem right there. [:D]

(serious answer - nothing's wrong with you, don't change a thing [:)])




sirsholly -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 3:14:26 AM)

quote:

What is wrong with me? Anybody know what's wrong with me? Am I too old? too feisty? not pretty enough? I mean really....
[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/offtobed.gif[/image] <---this dude keeps threatening to kick ass if anyone tries to hit on you




BentUnit -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 3:28:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

get yer tits out on yer profile pic.

That oughta fix the problem [:D]


AND
as well in your avatar.

You might want to make a "I'm poor lambie lost in the woods" type of thread.
I heard that Domly doms just love tits and helpless women.

Put the pair together and they'll be all over you like a Pisshead on a Curry.




DarkSteven -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:05:15 AM)

Complain in your profile that nobody here is a weal Dom.




Jeffff -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:38:49 AM)

Gash pics........

How is a dominant to measure the depth of your submission without seeing your gash?

It can't be done.




BentUnit -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:43:12 AM)

Well!
Fuck me side ways!
You mean the dearth of Gash shots in my profile is the real reason I can't find a Domly Dom....

Thank you for such wonderful, timely advice.






Jeffff -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:45:37 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Fuck me side ways!




Perhaps..... I can't say for sure with out the gash pics.




sirsholly -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:46:28 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Well!
Fuck me side ways!
You mean the dearth of Gash shots in my profile is the real reason I can't find a Domly Dom....

i think the reason is because you keep bellowing "Fuck me side ways!" and the Doms are afraid of getting a hernia.

could be wrong, though




laurell3 -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:47:03 AM)

" A serious man would become readily irritated with me. So too, would a man who expects unquestioning obedience. Nothing wrong with either of those, but they are not me."

I see the problem!

YOU'RE honest! Don't you know Iamdomhearmeroar needs total false genuflection?!!! [;)]


all right everyone, hit sunshine's mailbox with random crude sayings so she doesn't feel left out of the troll loop!


(Walks away singing...I got sunshine, on a cloudy day.....).




BentUnit -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:55:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: BentUnit

Well!
Fuck me side ways!
You mean the dearth of Gash shots in my profile is the real reason I can't find a Domly Dom....

i think the reason is because you keep bellowing "Fuck me side ways!" and the Doms are afraid of getting a hernia.

could be wrong, though



I did type...

Well!
Fuck me dead.

But then I deleted it because I thought some freak would try to take me up on it.




sirsholly -> RE: The clouds covering up the sun... (7/2/2010 4:57:45 AM)

quote:

Well!
Fuck me dead.
am i the only one thats thinking "perverted funeral director"?


probably




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