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Jeffff -> RE: Ask the Universe ? (7/3/2010 10:50:50 AM)
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This is an old post....... but it applies here...
Today I had someone say to me,"I know I am putting out all this negative energy and the universe will only send me bad things back"
Let me enlighten you on the inner workings of the Universe.
The Universe is like a psychopathic serial killer. It lies in wait for you..; just waiting untill things are going really well. Then, it bends you over the cosmic table, and fucks you right up the ass!
Positive thoughts attract the Universe like co-eds attracted Ted Bundy. .....do NOT be fooled!
Negative energy, misleads and confuses the Universe. It assumes you are already all fucked up. It then moves on to some poor happy motherfucker and analy rapes all he holds dear. ( in this case, the anal rape...is a bad thing)
So forwarned is forarmed!... Answer questions sarcasticly. If someone asks,"How are you doing today?", answer, "shitty how are you".
Let the Universe, fuck the other guy , or girl
Love
Jeff
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