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Jeffff -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 6:53:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ShoreBound149


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Early morning fishing. afternoon drinking, jamming in the evening.


God Bless the United States of America.


I love this country!



PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 6:55:26 AM)

thankfully thats now not something which needs to stress me out over here [8|]

But I wish everyone who celebrates a nice time [:)]



ShoreBound149 -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 7:12:49 AM)

The crusty elf just walked in wearing a Red, White and Blue bathing suit and carrying a 12 pack.

72 hours of honoring our forefathers is now under way.



Jeffff -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 7:22:28 AM)

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy." (Benjamin Franklin)

"Wine is necessary for life." (Thomas Jefferson)

"My manner of living is plain...a glass of wine and a bit of mutton." (George Washington)


Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey



sirsholly -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 7:29:37 AM)

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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy."
what is it with you guys and beer?

Last night Jim announced he was going to bed, then headed down the hall. I assumed he was headed to the bedroom, so i poured his full glass of beer down the drain.

When he came back in, he nearly fainted.[sm=dunno.gif]



Jeffff -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 7:40:54 AM)

????????????????????... You did WHAT?

Here's the deal. A man can fall asleep in his chair watching T.V and wake up at 2 a.m.

If there is beer left in the glass he will finish it. There is always the thought in the back of his mind that it could be the last beer in the world.

Or perhaps he will die in his sleep and all his friends will say, " You know, he left half a beer.....pussy"



ShoreBound149 -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 7:41:41 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy."
what is it with you guys and beer?

Last night Jim announced he was going to bed, then headed down the hall. I assumed he was headed to the bedroom, so i poured his full glass of beer down the drain.

When he came back in, he nearly fainted.[sm=dunno.gif]



I admire your courage for admitting such an incomprehensible dipstick act.

This story will be told for generations in your family every 4th of July weekend.



windchymes -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 7:50:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

"My manner of living is plain...a glass of wine and a bit of mutton." (George Washington)




I bet he said "bit of muff", but his speech was a little dicey with those wooden teeth in the way......I wonder if Martha picked splinters.....

Me, I painted my kitchen red on Christmas Day, so I've got my eye on the ceiling for tomorrow.  Paint and light fixtures.  I make my own fireworks [;)]

I wish I was doing something more exciting, but that's the curse of working the odd shifts.



domiguy -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 8:12:20 AM)

It depends entirely on the beer. If it was something that can be found at your local Target pour the whole case down the drain.

Friends don't let friends drink bad beer.

~LordBeerSnob and internet prick



Jeffff -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 8:21:30 AM)

I always assume quality beer.

If I were found dead in my apartment, I would rather my family found a stack of gay porn and the carcass of a dead goat in the spare room than bud-lite in my fridge.


God Bless American Micro Brews!



domiguy -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 8:42:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I always assume quality beer.

If I were found dead in my apartment, I would rather my family found a stack of gay porn and the carcass of a dead goat in the spare room than bud-lite in my fridge.


God Bless American Micro Brews!



Well said.....Better them find me with Adam Walsh's torso than a Coors light!!!!

Is that against tos?



Jeffff -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 9:21:12 AM)

Some things are more sacred than tos.!



Musicmystery -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 9:23:58 AM)

Isn't "hops" an acronym...Holy of Potable Substances?




PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 9:34:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy."
what is it with you guys and beer?

Last night Jim announced he was going to bed, then headed down the hall. I assumed he was headed to the bedroom, so i poured his full glass of beer down the drain.

When he came back in, he nearly fainted.[sm=dunno.gif]



[:D] I could watch myself too, to do something like that [:D]

My granny used to thin my grandpa's alcohol with water [:)]

Maybe you should test Jim, if he realises a taste difference when you would thin it with water, too [:D]



MissAsylum -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 9:55:58 AM)

i've lived here 6 years and for the life of me, i cannot find an american beer that i like. i stick to English ale or korean beer.



kiwisub12 -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 10:02:33 AM)

a beating last night, a beating this morning, getting a cat this afternoon, and painting the bedroom on the 4th!    No-one can say i don't know how to have fun!!!!

I'd watch Independence Day tomorrow - but i can't figure out how to make the DVD work.  *sigh* Its hard being techno-illiterate in todays society!



Missokyst -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 10:13:03 AM)

I will be inside my house babysitting my neurotic dog as usual. We might BBQ some steaks and corn on the cob.



sirsholly -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 10:13:58 AM)

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Paint and light fixtures. I make my own fireworks
Well dayyy-um babe...flip the breaker before you start monkeying with the light fixtures!

Just take my word for it...k? [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/electricf.gif[/image]



Level -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 10:14:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: domiguy


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I always assume quality beer.

If I were found dead in my apartment, I would rather my family found a stack of gay porn and the carcass of a dead goat in the spare room than bud-lite in my fridge.


God Bless American Micro Brews!



Well said.....Better them find me with Adam Walsh's torso than a Coors light!!!!

Is that against tos?


Yes, drinking Coors is against TOS.



sirsholly -> RE: How are you celebrating this upcoming 4th of July and what are your favorite recipies (7/3/2010 10:18:08 AM)

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I'd watch Independence Day tomorrow - but i can't figure out how to make the DVD work. *sigh* Its hard being techno-illiterate in todays society!
I just fixed ours by fishing out 4 GummyBears. [8|]

Oh goodie...now the kid can watch Barney...AGAIN!



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