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Aileen1968 -> I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 6:29:06 AM)
Seriously! I've got crabs. About five Jersey Blue Claws sitting in the crab trap. Shorey is sleeping late this 4th. We are on vacation together down at the Jersey Shore. Spent the day on the boat yesterday anchored, reading, sunning and sleeping. Appy bar hopping last night. Getting the boat ready today to go out on the bay tonight to watch the fireworks and then gonna try to navigate the ICW down to Atlantic City tomorrow. Tons of things to do every day. Lots of skull fucking too....

xxblushesxx -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 6:37:22 AM)
[sm=cute.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=cute.gif] YaY You! Have fun!

Jeffff -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 6:44:04 AM)
Now I am all scratchy

Level -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 6:57:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 Seriously! I've got crabs. About five Jersey Blue Claws sitting in the crab trap. Shorey is sleeping late this 4th. We are on vacation together down at the Jersey Shore. Spent the day on the boat yesterday anchored, reading, sunning and sleeping. Appy bar hopping last night. Getting the boat ready today to go out on the bay tonight to watch the fireworks and then gonna try to navigate the ICW down to Atlantic City tomorrow. Tons of things to do every day. Lots of skull fucking too.... We all were itching to know how things were going!

bestheadyet -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 6:58:50 AM)
i needed this today!!!!

DarkSteven -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:04:42 AM)
I believe this violates TOS unless the crabs are members of collarme. Although if Shore is, the post might slide through on a technicality.

Jeffff -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:07:16 AM)
I believe since the crabs walked?.... scuttled? into the trap, consent is implied.

laurell3 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:10:25 AM)
That sounds fantastic Aileen. I'm glad to hear you're so happy, both of you. Any chance of you waking him up by putting one of the crabs in the bed? [;)]

Aileen1968 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:19:18 AM)
Heh... [image]local://upfiles/531505/6542CD6C1FCE4E568A75552F058EB4B8.jpg[/image]

laurell3 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:20:12 AM)
hahaha nice graffiti! DO IT! DO IT!

DarkSteven -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:20:40 AM)
That's not sufficient, Aileen. I want a pic of the crab holding today's newspaper, or I'll know it's a fake. Does it cam?

Aileen1968 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:23:01 AM)
That was actually taken back in May. He was showing my daughters how to crab and when they caught them, he would dry the shell off, write the name of the crab that the girls thought of and then they would sign the dock.

Jeffff -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:23:20 AM)
Look at the size of that thing! This just confirms the rumors about the size oh Aileens GINORMOUS twat! Imagine how big it must be for an infestation like that! Poor Shore...... he is so kind to take you in.

Aileen1968 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:25:13 AM)
That was back in May....my crabs are much bigger now.

DarkSteven -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:26:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 That was actually taken back in May. He was showing my daughters how to crab and when they caught them, he would dry the shell off, write the name of the crab that the girls thought of and then they would sign the dock. Back in May, huh? What a feeble excuse to not have it holding today's paper.

Aileen1968 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:27:19 AM)
Ok...the neighbors are gonna think I'm a freak....be back in a few minutes.

laurell3 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:28:24 AM)
They haven't figured that out from the screaming yet?

DarlingSavage -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:32:59 AM)
Hoboken?

Aileen1968 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:40:38 AM)
Here you go.... [image]local://upfiles/531505/9414A9856BEA46EE84A2C6D98E54B6B6.jpg[/image]

Aileen1968 -> RE: I've Got Crabs! (7/4/2010 7:47:07 AM)
This was our yesterday... [image]local://upfiles/531505/37B1DD6C30254339BA6FAA531E3EE115.jpg[/image]

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