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A young woman was pulled over for speeding in Otago, New Zealand. As the Central Otago officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Central Otago Police Ball." "Central Otago Police don't have balls," the officer replied. There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left ... while she was still laughing too hard to start her car.
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Harry "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx www.desertdominion.org
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