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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 5:28:39 AM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		mnottertail, a CollarMe legend, you all know what he wants, and it's not spanked.....let's all wish him the very happiest of days!!!!

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 5:32:47 AM   
KMsAngel


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Status: offline 		happy birthday fellow MN'an!!! hope the bir- er, mosquito's haven't carried you off!

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 5:37:13 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		That's so great that his birthday lands on one of the thirty days when Minnesota has decent weather!

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 5:42:06 AM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Happy birthday, RON...

I got you scheduled for 9pm...sounds good to you..

*get the breathright ready*


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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 5:59:14 AM   
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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 6:01:41 AM   
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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 6:05:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		 Happy Birthday ya lovable lug!

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 6:26:29 AM   
VirginPotty


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I ain't wishing him NUTTIN...........just pushing him backwards to sit down, placing my head in his lap.........................

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 6:33:41 AM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday Ron!

I'd blow ya for your birthday since we all know that's really all you want...but...well...Jefff....maybe Jeff might do it for me and it could be a birthday present for both of us!

I LOVE that idea!

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 6:42:47 AM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Happy birthday!!!!

I expect you to lose twenty pounds in spunk on a day such as this.

Happy Birthday, Ronny!!!!

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 6:54:52 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		Poor Ron... all these promises and another day of wanking.


Happy Birfday You above average Motherfucker!

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 6:57:22 AM   
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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:00:42 AM   
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!!!!!!!!



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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:04:04 AM   
BossyShoeBitch


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Status: offline 		                         HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!!!!!!!!!   Why don'tcha come closer and whisper to me what it is you wished for...

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:04:59 AM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		Happy Birthday, Ron !
I'm really sorry I can't give you a blow job today, my calender is all filled up. Would a nice gash pic do ?

         mbmbn

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:10:35 AM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		Ahem...... all I have to offer is my best wishes for you.  Wait!  There is something I could do..... When you need a break from the many, many BJ's, I could step in and accept your b'day gifts for you.  Y'know, like one of the brides' maids at a wedding is assigned to the gift table.  Yeah!  That's my gift to you - I'll help out when you have lost your 20 pounds-o'-spunk and need to recover.

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:11:03 AM   
sophiesback


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Status: offline 		I vote Ron gets birthday spankings!



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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:14:13 AM   
LanceHughes


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

I vote Ron gets birthday spankings!




Of course he "gets" them.  Does he "receive" them?  Of course NOT!

Are you telling me you've never heard of subs accepting the spankings for a D-type?  You volunteering to take some spankings - just as I volunteered to take some BJ's for him?

<edited by the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.>

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 7/6/2010 7:17:11 AM >

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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:18:01 AM   
marie2


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Happy Birthday, Ron!!

I hope it's a blow job kinda day for ya.



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RE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!! - 7/6/2010 7:20:46 AM   
sophiesback


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophiesback

I vote Ron gets birthday spankings!




Of course he "gets" them.  Does he "receive" them?  Of course NOT!

Are you telling me you've never heard of subs accepting the spankings for a D-type?  You volunteering to take some spankings - just as I volunteered to take some BJ's for him?

<edited by the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.>


Nope, I was just offering up a peek at my arse for the fun of it



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