Amaros -> RE: 41 Mistakes Men Make! (5/4/2006 8:53:54 AM)
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17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks fist. Lol. I would agree these are all good suggestions for a first encounter, a baseline - no need to scare off a prospective convert - but I would say these are starting points rather than hard rules. Women who are adament about these kind of things are probobly going to base their descision whether to keep going out with the guy or not based on his annual income, then, after they marry him, they'll go out and get gang banged in a biker bar while he's at work, which he will be all the time in order to support her shopping addiction, then she'll divorce him for neglect. I've known women like this, they have a very clear idea of what they want and don't want, and let you know in no uncertain terms - then afterwords, they complain that you're boring in bed. Kinda the same way certain women will spend three days a week working out, two hours in the bathroom primping, and 45 minutes squeezing into a pair of jeans two sizes too small, then act offended when you give 'em a wolf whistle - men! If you don't want to be a sex object, wear a sack. I think it's all about knowing when to escalate - if she starts talking about how the ceiling needs paint, it's time to plow a new furrow.
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