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oksubby -> Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 10:47:16 AM)
Looking for sufficient quantities of each.* * this post is a satire; poster is presumed to have a sufficient quantity of air, food, and water to survive for the forseable fu-- gasp fdajkfl;a... +++ATH0

oksubby -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 11:13:17 AM)
Yay, science! In the thirty minutes this was posted, it only attracted 2 less hits than a comparable ad. :) Yes, yes I am in a wierd mood today... :)

poise -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 11:29:52 AM)
.........soaks subby with a water cannon. (sorry, the only food I have is this ice cream cone, and its all mine!) Welcome to the forums. <also, be wary of any food items Jeff with the many F's might offer you.[:'(])

DarlingSavage -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 12:38:47 PM)
Sorry, fresh out! I guess you're just going to have to suffer! It was nice knowin' ya!

oksubby -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 12:48:14 PM)
chuckle I have read many reasons to be wary of Jeffffffffffff(?) :)

Jeffff -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 12:57:44 PM)
You're new! You can't know about me yet! That is not fair............. Edited because you are a dude!...:)

oksubby -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 12:58:43 PM)
Darling Savage - Fortunately my amazon order for dehydrated water came in... apparently it's breathable. I'll be fine for a little while now... ;)

oksubby -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 1:02:04 PM)
@ poise- Oh no! Your water cannon rehydrated the dehydrated water! Now what'll I breathe?! @ Jeffff- Hey, now, I saw you checking me out. Don't deny it, I've got the logs... (I read quickly... probably a survival trait, online anyway... :)

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 1:15:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: oksubby chuckle I have read many reasons to be wary of Jeffffffffffff(?) :) And even more to be wary of DarkSteven.....he steals cookies! Welcome to the Boards!

sirsholly -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 2:08:59 PM)
quote: (sorry, the only food I have is this ice cream cone, and its all mine!) thats cool...i just happen to have a spare meatloaf or two in the freezer. Welcome to the nuthouse [:)]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 2:15:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: (sorry, the only food I have is this ice cream cone, and its all mine!) thats cool...i just happen to have a spare meatloaf or two in the freezer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Errrr I mean save the meatloaf incase you end up snowbound like last winter.

Turner999993 -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 2:19:57 PM)
Your survival has become an option. You are food for the godz and therefore expendable...Muhhhhoooowwwwaaaa. Good luck with mercy subbie. lol.

sirsholly -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 2:24:01 PM)
quote: Errrr I mean save the meatloaf incase you end up snowbound like last winter. no...no...i WANT to share!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 2:47:17 PM)
Then share your warmth and good humor. Save the meatloaf for....for...thinks........emergencies

mnottertail -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 2:49:00 PM)
gaffer tape it to the top of your head in case you decide to go basement diving again

LaTigresse -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 2:53:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail gaffer tape it to the top of your head in case you decide to go basement diving again From what I've read, that will just guarantee her landing head first and very likely a worse concussion.

oksubby -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 3:51:43 PM)
ROFL Thanks, guys! Now I really feel welcome! :) And here I thought there was only one Meatloaf... and Frankenfurter had him for dinner!

DarlingSavage -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 5:40:19 PM)
It's another sensation, like you're under sedation....

oksubby -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 5:58:35 PM)
I remember doing the tiiiime-wa/I remember doing the tiiiime-wa/I remember doing the tiiiime-wa/I remember doing the tiiiime-wa/ Stuck in a temporal loop... or just plain loopy. You decide. :)

BentUnit -> RE: Air, food, water needed for my continued survival (7/7/2010 6:45:58 PM)
NO SOUP FOR YOU! Muwwhhaaaaa..[sm=biggrin.gif] Welcome to the site.

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