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Elisabella -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 7:33:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Ali Khorizimi was the wizard who defined algorhythms


Damn I would have guessed Al Gore.

Or would it be al-Gore? Maybe the inconvenient truth was that he was a terrorist. That would be totally inconvenient.



mnottertail -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 7:36:06 AM)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that is Al Gores infidel name bestowed on him by the muslim Obama shortly after his birth in Kenya.



Elisabella -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 7:42:12 AM)

Good thing he invented the internet so he could hack that shit.

I bet Obama's pissed though. That's why he won't reveal his real birth certificate, because Al fucked with it and said he was a hermaphrodite born in Iwannalayya Hawaii in a misguided bid to get into Hillary's pantsuits.



mnottertail -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 7:43:34 AM)

Well, she does got back, and lots of it.

We are prolly gonna have to get a chinese muslim in here with an abacus to calculate the weight of that ass...I'm thinking we are gonna go to the turquois column for that one.



juliaoceania -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 8:19:12 AM)

I think we can all agree on one thing, no matter where math was invented, or by whom it was conceived, it is evil... if it was not for math we would have no nuclear weapons, for example....

Math, in all of its various forms, must be stopped for the evil that it really is



Elisabella -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 8:32:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

I think we can all agree on one thing, no matter where math was invented, or by whom it was conceived, it is evil... if it was not for math we would have no nuclear weapons, for example....

Math, in all of its various forms, must be stopped for the evil that it really is


I completely agree. And math is called the "universal language" how much more NWO can you get?

The illuminati might not have invented math, but you can't deny they use it to perform nefarious deeds.



Rule -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 8:43:46 AM)

Indeed: math is evil. The iPhone 4 "Reception Problems" are Due to Bad Math, it is reported.



Nineveh -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:04:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

Amazing, simply amazing. All this seriousness from an OP that was (correct me if I'm wrong) meant to be lighthearted. *shakes head*


I won't deny that I was trying to start a shitstorm.



kdsub -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:23:56 PM)

No shit storm...you are wrong in a basic premise...There was no Islam in 1650BC.

Butch



myotherself -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:40:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Rule

Indeed: math is evil. The iPhone 4 "Reception Problems" are Due to Bad Math, it is reported.



I would think it's more likely to be a case of 'a bad workman blames his tools'.

Or maybe just a case of 'garbage in, garbage out'.

The maths isn't wrong - the people in charge of doing it are.



Politesub53 -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:43:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Elisabella

Good thing he invented the internet so he could hack that shit.



He invented the internet so he could tell us all not to use our computers, due to global warming. [;)]



juliaoceania -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:44:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself


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ORIGINAL: Rule

Indeed: math is evil. The iPhone 4 "Reception Problems" are Due to Bad Math, it is reported.



I would think it's more likely to be a case of 'a bad workman blames his tools'.

Or maybe just a case of 'garbage in, garbage out'.

The maths isn't wrong - the people in charge of doing it are.


We are making fun here, you cute bunny person



Moonhead -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:45:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

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ORIGINAL: Elisabella

Good thing he invented the internet so he could hack that shit.



He invented the internet so he could tell us all not to use our computers, due to global warming. [;)]

I thought it was so that people could telecommute instead of driving to work?



myotherself -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:48:57 PM)

I figured that out about 5 seconds after I posted [:D]

I've spent all day trying to teach algebra to teenagers (seriously!) and my brain has turned to mush.

Or it could be the vodka. [:D]



xXsoumisXx -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:53:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Nineveh

Algebra was invented by Arabs, during the middle ages.  This diabolical thought process has now spread across the world and is being used to inculcate our children with Islamic thought processes.  We must cease the teaching and practice of this particularly diabolical form of mathematics before we fall any further into the clutches of our Islamic masters to be.


Please take care of this before i have to register for fall.

Thanks! [:D]



juliaoceania -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 12:55:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I figured that out about 5 seconds after I posted [:D]

I've spent all day trying to teach algebra to teenagers (seriously!) and my brain has turned to mush.

Or it could be the vodka. [:D]



To quote my favorite doll "Math class is tough!" - Barbie



pahunkboy -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 1:02:50 PM)

if we know math- then why are we broke?



Moonhead -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 1:04:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I figured that out about 5 seconds after I posted [:D]

I've spent all day trying to teach algebra to teenagers (seriously!) and my brain has turned to mush.

Or it could be the vodka. [:D]



To quote my favorite doll "Math class is tough!" - Barbie

When did Palin say that?



juliaoceania -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 1:05:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

if we know math- then why are we broke?


What, do you have a mouse in your pocket - what is this "we" shit?

I am not broke...lol.... I know how to manage the pittance I live on.


Now, why are you broke? It could be many reasons, one of them might be that you do not know how to do math. It could be that you have no impulse control, also.



popeye1250 -> RE: Algebra is a Muslim Conspiracy (7/8/2010 1:06:56 PM)

When I was in 7 th grade my math teacher used to get pissed at me when I did the problem in my head instead of showed the work on paper.



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