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Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 3:07:12 AM   
BitaTruble


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Status: offline 		I want to say upfront that while I have no axe to grind at all about kinks, I'm not into the foot fetish thing at all. I don't want people kissing my feet, licking my shoes or sucking my toes. Squicks me and if I want someone to get one of my body parts wet, it sure as hell isn't going to be one of my feet! So, when I got this in my Collarme email this morning ...

"Hey beautiful,

I want to lick your toes, suck your feet and inhale your shoes.

Regards,

Dr. Scholl"

... generally, I know how to handle it. The problem with this particular troll message is that Himself sent it to me.

Damn troll!

(This thread is strictly for fun and in jest or I would not have posted it at all.)

Himself loves to make me giggle and his email did just that and brightened my morning.

Does your partner troll you? Do you troll your partner? Himself and I text each other several times a day with little ditties, sometimes house stuff, but mostly slutty or perverted stuff and just have fun doing it and we help the economy with all the extra $ we spend on texting to boot! Win-win. :D

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 3:12:46 AM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		My feelings on this are well documented, feet are icky.

However, if you perv female sub profiles, and I do..), you will see more foot pictures than you can shake a stick at. Even a big heavy stick.

What's up with that? Do sub/slave. bottom types think that they are going to have their feet worshipped? Do they think that men dominant men find feet sexy?

Bita? I will not be licking your feet when the 3 of us are blissfully happy in Italy.

< Message edited by Jeffff -- 7/9/2010 3:14:07 AM >

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 3:19:51 AM   
laurell3


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Status: offline 		Feet are icky. There are NO good feet in the world imo.

It's cute he did that though and yes he trolls and stalks me and I adore it.

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 3:26:10 AM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff



Bita? I will not be licking your feet when the 3 of us are blissfully happy in Italy.

This is a good thing, Jeff, as I have an involuntary kick reaction when someone tries to get near my Pradas with their tongue!

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 3:33:34 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Now there's a question I hadnt considered, but then I shop at Tesco............. if you just spent a few hundred, even close to a grand, on a pair of shoes, do you really want them dribbled on...........?

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 5:40:35 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I love the fact he signed it Dr Scholl. That just makes me giggle.

We used to send each other such type texts. These days the kids grab the phone half the time (when someone else is driving) so it's rare for us to feel secure enough that it wouldn't inadvertently get seen.


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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 5:41:59 AM   
divi


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Status: offline 		lol Des true kids are so nosey..
A few weeks ago my friends son called to prank me.. guess he forgot about caller ID

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 6:45:40 AM   
subwaythru


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Status: offline 		Where I get into trouble is finding such letters waiting for me in my CM mail. Which are trolls and which are the genuine article? I hesitate to offend or be flippant at what may simply be a sincere person's kink, yet it often has the (perhaps) unintentional effect of being too comical to be true.

This is also the case with the bafflingly direct gentlemen who curtly state, "Big cock for your ass here". Come now. What possible response can I make to this method of introduction? --"Likewise, I'm sure" ? "Looks like you're you're doing pretty well there by yourself!" ? --- No objection or obstacle here. I have no issue with asses, in fact possess one myself, and am not afraid to use it. But, honestly, I am at a loss as to what Emily Post would advise for such a missive. Will an RSVP be required? Do I ask if I can bring the chip and dip?

---And, yes, there is the little matter of all the pranksters and buffoons, otherwise known as my closest friends, who persistently assail me with positively puerile and perverted anonymous trolls to break up the routine of their busy corporate day, and I, frankly, retaliate in kind.

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 8:09:22 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		MY feet are cute!! HM buys me more boots and shoes than most domme's will ever hope to have. Hence the foot/boot pics.

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 8:40:51 AM   
DaddysInkedSlut


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Status: offline 		Even pedicured feet are icky.

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 10:58:41 AM   
PeanutTigerinBox


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Status: offline 		anyone touching my feet will be dealt with accordingly

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 11:34:13 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Oh yes! Me too!

*yummm*

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/9/2010 12:22:14 PM   
ShaharThorne


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Status: offline 		Pumice stone the heels and use more lotion...aahhhh

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/10/2010 5:59:31 AM   
sunshinemiss


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

I want to say upfront that while I have no axe to grind at all about kinks, I'm not into the foot fetish thing at all. I don't want people kissing my feet, licking my shoes or sucking my toes. Squicks me and if I want someone to get one of my body parts wet, it sure as hell isn't going to be one of my feet! So, when I got this in my Collarme email this morning ...

"Hey beautiful,

I want to lick your toes, suck your feet and inhale your shoes.

Regards,

Dr. Scholl"

... generally, I know how to handle it. The problem with this particular troll message is that Himself sent it to me.

Damn troll!

(This thread is strictly for fun and in jest or I would not have posted it at all.)

Himself loves to make me giggle and his email did just that and brightened my morning.

Does your partner troll you? Do you troll your partner? Himself and I text each other several times a day with little ditties, sometimes house stuff, but mostly slutty or perverted stuff and just have fun doing it and we help the economy with all the extra $ we spend on texting to boot! Win-win. :D


I do tease him.  I send him kind of fun little emails.  When he's in an important business meeting, I don't text him, but if I know he's out to dinner or something, I'll send him something.... He seems to enjoy that I make him laugh a lot. 

And ohhh yes... we are good friends of the economy... particularly where travel is concerned!  Foolishly, I once told him I'm not a bling girl... I'm going to have to rethink that.... *wink... Oh please, don't you think a lovely emerald choker would bring out the green in my eyes you hot eye-talian?  (What'd you think?  Does it need work?)

best,
sunshine

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/10/2010 5:59:57 PM   
LaserKitty


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Status: offline 		I agree with the "feet are ICKY" thing..

but that is cute.. having a partner send that message .. kinda a warm and giggly moment :)

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/10/2010 6:06:25 PM   
AquaticSub


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*sniffles* Val does not troll me. I am sad now. I feel undesired.

Ok more seriously, we don't tend to troll each other. Athough we are quite fond of sending each other silly messages throughout the day. :-)

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/10/2010 6:08:05 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		My feet are purdy. My Doms feet are sexy. I would kiss and lick them anytime. But recently when he sucked on my toes, I tolerated it because Im a good girl, but it felt kind of squicky.

I dont troll him but I do sext him and he lurks around my posts.

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 7/10/2010 6:09:45 PM >

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/10/2010 7:33:18 PM   
girlygurl


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Status: offline 		Sir and I send pervy cmails to each other all the time. It's fun! We also send what we call "love mail" to each other.... just keepin the love alive yanno Of course, when we're not together we text each other throughout the day as well as send pictures. I just can't get enough of that man.

As far as feet go.... I love my feet massaged mmmmmmm ohhhh so good! Sir on the other hand, doesn't like his feet touched, period, end of story.

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RE: Damn trolls! - 7/12/2010 12:28:34 PM   
VirginPotty


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Status: offline 		Nope, no trolling here
Dr. Scholl signature made me "snort"

Anyone tries to suck on my toes will get at least one toenail come off in their mouth.

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