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Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 5:51:39 AM

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A Before and After Scene. This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, ‘Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet.’
The wife takes the hint and says, ‘OK, but I have to use the bathroom first.’ So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone ‘Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?’
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts ‘Clumsy bitch.’

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 6:09:23 AM

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I thought the Mods said it was against the TOS to pick on other members.

MODS???!!!!???????? I am being picked on here!!!

Mods???

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 12:35:32 PM

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ROFLMAO!

(Hopes Holly heals fast!)

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 12:37:18 PM

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I have to admit, it's not the sexiest or most exciting way to get carpet burn on your nose and knees...

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 12:43:22 PM

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Holly, if I would be you I would chose your hotel accomodation a bit more wisely...something is absolutely wrong when she (or someone she knows) is able to watch you there

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 12:45:43 PM

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quote:

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Holly, if I would be you I would chose your hotel accomodation a bit more wisely...something is absolutely wrong when she (or someone she knows) is able to watch you there

It's not wrong at all!!!

After all, 10,000 fee-paying customers to "dirtybunnysclumsyporn" site can't be wrong..

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 12:53:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeanutTigerinBox

Holly, if I would be you I would chose your hotel accomodation a bit more wisely...something is absolutely wrong when she (or someone she knows) is able to watch you there

It's not wrong at all!!!

After all, 10,000 fee-paying customers to "dirtybunnysclumsyporn" site can't be wrong..

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

too much information...thank you

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 1:00:21 PM

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I'm a dirty, dirty bunny...

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 1:01:33 PM

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There is a commercial on television now, about a dating site I think. A woman and her friends are looking at adds at her computer and she has a vision of a romantic evening gone terribly wrong. Much tripping, falling crashing and injury occur.

I think of Jim and Holly when I see it.....

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 1:02:09 PM

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quote:

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I'm a dirty, dirty bunny...

thats obvious now

< Message edited by PeanutTigerinBox -- 7/9/2010 1:03:57 PM >

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 1:15:56 PM

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There is a commercial on television now, about a dating site I think. A woman and her friends are looking at adds at her computer and she has a vision of a romantic evening gone terribly wrong. Much tripping, falling crashing and injury occur.

I think of Jim and Holly when I see it.....

thats interesting...as I think on Holly every time when they bring here the ambulance add with which they remind people to make space for them when they are on their way...keeps me wondering if they are on the way to Holly...

last night I even dreamed from a colleague who called me telling me about trouble in that house...stating that a resident felt down the stairs....

gosh, seems life is getting more and more dangerous now...

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/9/2010 10:08:15 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

There is a commercial on television now, about a dating site I think. A woman and her friends are looking at adds at her computer and she has a vision of a romantic evening gone terribly wrong. Much tripping, falling crashing and injury occur.

I think of Jim and Holly when I see it.....

Wow, ya think Jim has abs like that? hmmmm.........

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RE: Holly/Jim - 7/10/2010 2:54:12 AM

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I imagine Jim is muscle bound, considering Holly is always encased in some form of plaster.

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