MasterCord -> RE: Masturbation can be deadly... (9/5/2010 5:50:02 PM)
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ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia Goodness, someone died young through no fault of her own, without having done anything edgy to bring it on, and her full name is splashed across the news to humiliate her family. This is so sad on so many levels. There's no mention if she had been in a higher risk group for heart attacks, because of being on birth control pills and smoking, that at least might have helped to save other lives. So...I wonder now if vibes will come with warnings, something like "BEWARE, you might die with a smile on your face." I can just see it now....all manner of new Fed regulations covering vibrators and sex toys...UL testing required....warning labels, Federally-funded zilliod dollar studies with the usual pork barrel connotations....I'd imagine all manner of universities will vie for Federal $$$$ to study female masturbation with sex toys.....who'd have thought? ...frat houses with a true scientific mission???? :) ......MORE government. MC
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